Other Titles • Fast Times at Ridgemont High • Ich glaub' ich steh' im Wald! (1982)
Quotes from Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982)
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Mike Damone: I mean don't just walk in. You move across the room. And you don't talk to her. You use your face. You use your body. You use everything. That's what I do. I mean I just send out this vibe and I have personally found that women do respond. I mean, something happens. Mark Ratner: Well, naturally something happens. I mean, you put the vibe out to 30 million chicks, something is gonna happen. Mike Damone: That's the idea, Rat. That's the attitude. Mark Ratner: The attitude? Mike Damone: Yeah! The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. I mean whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'. Now when you got that, then you have the attitude.
(22 votes)
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"I shall serve no fries before their time." -- Brad Hamilton (JUDGE REINHOLD)
(20 votes)
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"You're the one who told me I was gonna get a boyfriend at the mall." -- Stacy Hamilton (JENNIFER JASON LEIGH) to Linda Barrett (PHOEBE CATES)
(20 votes)
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"A way of looking at that wave and saying 'Hey, Bud, let's party.'" -- Jeff Spicoli (SEAN PENN) describing what it's like to go surfing
(20 votes)
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"You're wrong. There's no birthday party for me in here!" -- Jeff Spicoli (SEAN PENN) after being tricked into attending class
(20 votes)
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[after Spicoli wrecks Jefferson's car] Jefferson's Brother: My brother's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill you and he's gonna kill me, he's gonna kill us! Jeff Spicoli: Hey man, just be glad I had fast reflexes! Jefferson's Brother: My brother's gonna shit! Jeff Spicoli: Make up your mind, dude, is he gonna shit or is he gonna kill us? Jefferson's Brother: First he's gonna shit, then he's gonna kill us! Jeff Spicoli: Relax, alright? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.
(3 votes)
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Mike Damone: Look at you: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater. I'm tellin' ya, Rat, if this girl can't smell your qualifications, then who needs her, right?
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Jeff Spicoli: This is U.S. History, I see the globe right there.
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Brad Hamilton: [dumping out cold fries] I shall serve no fries before their time.
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Jeff Spicoli: Aloha, Mr. Hand.
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Mike Damone: I can see it all now, this is gonna be just like last summer. You fell in love with that girl at the Fotomat, you bought forty dollars worth of fuckin' film, and you never even talked to her. You don't even own a camera.
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Mike Damone: You are a wuss: part wimp, and part pussy.
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[the "five-point plan"] Mike Damone: First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.
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[Spicoli has had a pizza delivered to class] Mr. Hand: Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you're doing? Jeff Spicoli: Learning about Cuba, and having some food.
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Brad Hamilton: Why don't you get a job Spicoli? Jeff Spicoli: What for? Brad Hamilton: You need money. Jeff Spicoli: All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.
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Jeff Spicoli: [driving and stoned] People on 'ludes should not drive.
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Jeff Spicoli: No shirt, no shoes... Jeff and Stoner Buds: No dice! Ohhhh. Brad Hamilton: Right. Learn it. Know it. Live it. Jeff Spicoli: He's the full hot orator.
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[Spicoli, talking on the phone, hits his head with a shoe] Jeff Spicoli: That was my skull! I'm so wasted!
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Stacy Hamilton: When a guy has an orgasm, how much comes out? Linda Barrett: A quart or so.
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Businessman: It says one hundred percent guaranteed, you moron! Brad Hamilton: Mister, if you don't shut up I'm gonna kick one hundred percent of your ass!
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Jeff Spicoli: So what Jefferson was saying was "Hey! You know, we left this England place because it was bogus. So if we don't get some cool rules ourselves, pronto, we'll just be bogus too." Yeah?
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Mike Damone: I think I just came... didn't you feel it?
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Curtis Spicoli: Dad says you have to get up Jeff Spicoli: LEAVE ME ALONE! Curtis Spicoli: Dad says you're gonna be late again you butthole! Jeff Spicoli: LEAVE ME ALONE! Curtis Spicoli: Dad says you're gonna be late again you booger!
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Brad Hamilton: GET OFF MY CASE MOTHERFUCKER!
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Jeff Spicoli: Those guys are fags.
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Mr. Hand: What are you, people? On dope?
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Mike Damone: I woke up in a great mood; I don't know what the hell happened.
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Jeff Spicoli: Hey, you're ripping my card. Mr. Hand: Yes. Jeff Spicoli: Hey bud, what's your problem? Mr. Hand: No problem at all. I think you know where the front office is. Jeff Spicoli: [stunned] You dick!
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[a science class is visiting the morgue] Mr. Vargas: Are you in my class? Jeff Spicoli: I am today.
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Mr. Hand: Mr. Spicoli, what's your reason for your truancy? Jeff Spicoli: I just couldn't make it on time. Mr. Hand: You mean you couldn't or wouldn't? Jeff Spicoli: Well, there's like a full crowd scene at the food line. Mr. Hand: Food will be eaten on your time. Why are you continually late for this class, Mr. Spicoli? Why do shamelessly wasting my time like this? Jeff Spicoli: Uh, uh... I don't know.
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Damone: Can you honestly tell me you forgot? Forgot the magnetism of Robin Zander, or the charisma of Rick Nielsen?
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[upon entering the restaurant where Brad Hamilton works, Jeff Spicoli and his two friends take off their shirts] Brad Hamilton: Hey, you guys had shirts on when you came in here. Jeff Spicoli: Well, something must have happened to them.
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[Stacy Hamilton exits the abortion-clinic building] Brad Hamilton: Since when do you go bowling?
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Brad Hamilton: Hope You had a hell of a piss, Arnold!
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[first lines] Perry's Pizza Waitress: Linda, Linda, there he is. There's that guy from the stereo store. Don't you think he looks like Richard Gere? Linda Barrett: Did you see his cute little butt?
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[last lines] Jeff Spicoli: Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!
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Stacy Hamilton: I want a relationship. I want romance. Linda Barrett: In Ridgemont? We can't even get cable TV here, Stacy, and you want romance.
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Jeff Spicoli: Hey, Bud, let's party!
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Brad Hamilton: [after Linda opens the door on him while he is masturbating] Jeez. Doesn't anyone fucking knock any more?
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