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Quotes from E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
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"E.T. phone home."--E.T. to Elliott (Henry Thomas)
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Elliot: He's a man from outer space and we're taking him to his spaceship. Greg: Well, can't he just beam up? Elliot: This is REALITY, Greg.
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E.T.: E.T. phone home.
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Elliot: How do you explain school to a higher intelligence?
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Michael: Maybe it was an iguana. Elliot: It was NO iguana. Michael: You know how they say there are alligators in the sewers? Gertie: Alligators in the sewers. Mary: All we're trying to say is, maybe you just probably imagined it. Elliot: I couldn't have imagined it! Michael: Maybe it was a pervert or a deformed kid or something. Gertie: A deformed kid. Michael: Maybe an elf or a leprechaun? Elliot: It was nothing like that, penis-breath!
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Mary: If you ever see it again, whatever it is, don't catch it, just call me and we'll call somebody and have them take it away. Gertie: Like the dogcatcher? Elliot: But they'll give it a lobotomy or do experiments on it or something.
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Michael: Maybe he's some animal that wasn't supposed to live. Could be a monkey or an orangutan. Elliot: A bald monkey? Gertie: Is he a pig? He sure eats like one.
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Elliot: You could be happy here, I could take care of you. I wouldn't let anybody hurt you. We could grow up together, E.T.
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Keys: Elliot, that machine, what does it do? Elliot: The communicator? Is it still working? Keys: It's doing *something*. What? Elliot: I really shouldn't tell. He came to me, he came to me. Keys: Elliot, he came to me too. I've been wishing for this since I was 10 years old, I don't want him to die. What can we do that we're not already doing? Elliot: He needs to go home, he's calling his people, and I don't know where they are, and he needs to go home. Keys: Elliot, I don't think he was left here intentionally, but his being here is a miracle, Elliot. It's a miracle and you did the best that anybody could do. I'm glad he met you first.
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Elliot: You must be dead, because I don't know how to feel. I can't feel anything anymore.
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Steve: Did your goblin come back? Michael: Shut up. Greg: Well did he? Elliot: Yeah, he came back. But he's not a goblin. He's a spaceman. Tyler: Ooh! Where's he from? Uranus? Get it? Your anus? Greg: He doesn't get it Ty. Tyler: Get it? Your anus? Greg: He doesn't get it. Elliot: You're so immature! Greg: And you're such a cintus supremus. Elliot: Zero charisma! Greg: Cintus supremus! Elliot: Zero charisma! Greg: Cintus supremus! Elliot: Shut up Greg! Pretty Girl: Hi Elliott. Greg: Cintus supremus! Elliot: Zero charisma! Greg: You wimp!
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Tyler: Douche bag.
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Mary: A pizza? Who said you guys could order a pizza?
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Tyler: We made it! Oh shit!
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Michael: [as Yoda] "You have absolute power! Eerrp!"
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Elliot: What do I do? Michael: I don't know. You have absolute power, remember?
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Elliot: Oh, God! E.T.: Elliot. Elliot: What? E.T.: Elliot! Elliot! Gertie: I taught him how to talk. He can talk now. Elliot: Wait. Can you say 'E.T.'? E.T.? E.T.: E.T. Elliot: Aha! E.T.: E.T.! E.T.! E.T.!
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Michael: We're all going to die and they're never going to give me my license!
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Michael: Where's the playground? Elliot: It's near the preschool! Michael: Where's that? Elliot: I don't know streets! Mom always drives me! Michael: Son of a bitch.
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Elliott: I'm keeping him.
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[Mary hits E.T. with the refrigerator door] Gertie: Here he is. Mary: Who? Gertie: The man from the moon. But I think you've killed him already.
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[after E.T. learns how to talk] Mary: Gertie, I've gotta go pick up Elliot from school. Gertie: Mama, he can talk! Mary: [thinking she meant Elliot] Of course he can talk.
E.T.: [touching heart, about to leave Elliott forever] Ouuuuch!
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[first lines] Steve: [reading dice] Five. Michael: Oh, great. Steve: So you got an arrow right in your chest.
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E.T.: [steps on a bathroom scale, it reads 35 lbs] Elliot: 35 pounds? You're fat!
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Elliot: [upon encountering ET, running excitedly into the house] Mom, mom! There's something out at me! Elliot: [starts chattering noisily to the other boys] What? Elliot: Quiet! [they obey, he speaks in a hushed tone] Elliot: *Nobody* go out there! Greg: [the boys all spring up excitedly] Ha! Ha! Ha! [they grab knives]
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[the boys are telling Elliot to order the pizza] Tyler: Everything but the little fishies!
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