Other Titles • Cuentos de ultratumba (1982) • Die Unheimlich verrückte Geisterstunde (1983)
Quotes from Creepshow (1982)
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Richard Vickers: You better get out of here, Wentworth. You seem to be forgetting, I have the gun!
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"Just tell it to call you Billie!"--Henry Northrup (Hal Holbrook) after feeding his loudmouthed wife (Adrienne Barbeau) to the monster in the crate
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[after Harry buries him in sand] Richard Vickers: Oh I can hold my breath for a long, long time!
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Henry: Just tell him to call you Billie, you bitch!
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Henry: I drove out there with the remains of three human beings... well, two human beings and Wilma.
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Jordy Verrill: Meteor shit!
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Wilma Northrup: Get out of my way Henry, or I swear to god you will be wearing your balls for earrings!
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"I want my cake!"--The undead corpse of Nathan Grantham coming back on Father's Day
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Jordy: That's a meteor. I'd be dipped in shit if that ain't a meteor!
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Nathan Grantham: I want my cake! Bedelia! Where's my Father's Day cake?
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Wilma Northrup: I am TELLIN' you, some of these, so called academic's make the shark in "Jaws" look like fuckin flipper!
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Upson Pratt: What the fuck, another son of a bitchin blackout? Well if this was my power company it would never happen.
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Wilma Northrup: You know what Henry, you're a regular barn yard exhibit, your sheep's eyes, chicken guts, piggy friends and shit for brains!
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Wilma Northrup: Oh Henry can't you do anything right? Henry Northrup: What? Wilma Northrup: What? That's what I figured, what? That's just what I would expect from you, I told you half an hour ago to get one of those kids in the monkey suits to bring the car around! Henry Northrup: Oh I'm sorry. Wilma Northrup: Oh Henry, you are such a little kid, I swear to god you are, I mean were would you be without me to take care of you!
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[enters a darkened kitchen] Richard Grantham: Are we conserving energy?
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Doctor: This is going to be extremely painful, Mr. Verrill!
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Jordy: Oh, Jordy Verrill, you lunkhead!
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Richard Vickers: Harry, the maiden fair is waiting for her knight in shining corduroy!
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Richard Vickers: I'll shoot you dead! Harry: You can't shoot us dead, Richard... Becky: ...Because we're already dead! Harry: We dug a hole for you... Becky: ...On the beach!
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Wilma Northrup: Just call me Billie, everyone does.
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Upson Pratt: Norman Katsenmeyer's a dinosaur, he's too fucking blind to find his way into the nearest tar pit.
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Upson Pratt: Go out and fuck somebody. But wear a damn rubber, everybody's got the damn herpes these days.
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White: What's the matter, Mr. Pratt? Bugs got your tongue?
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Wilma Northrup: You're hysterical Henry. It's just what I would have expected. Henry Northrup: No, I don't think you'll expect this Wilma. No this is gonna be an entirely new experience.
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Richard Vickers: [after swatting away a crab near Harry's head] Found a friend, Harry? I'm just wild about Harry, and Harry's wild about me!
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Harry: II'm gonna get you Richard. You hear me? I'm gonna get you! [a wave washes over his head] Richard Vickers: You've gotta hold your breath there, Harry. You've gotta hold your breath.
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Richard Vickers: It's Showtime!
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