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The Aristocrats (2005)

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Original title: Aristocrats, The

Directed by
Paul Provenza
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Cast
Chris Albrecht, Jason Alexander, Hank Azaria, Shelley Berman, Steven Banks [more]


Release Date
• USA: Jul 29, 2005
BoxOffice: $6.1M

Official Website:
The Aristocrats Website

Running Time
1 hour, 32 minutes

Country USA

Production Companies
Mighty Cheese Productions

Studio ThinkFilm

More info on IMDb.com

Other Titles
• The @r!$t*



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 Quotes from The Aristocrats (2005)
1
Kyle: Cartman, I don't want to...
Cartman: Kyle, will you hold on PLEASE!

  
2
Kyle: [after Cartman finishes the joke] I don't get it.
Cartman: [pauses] Neither do I.

  
3
Cartman: Hey, you guys want to hear a funny joke my grandpa told me?
Kyle: No.

  
4
Sarah Silverman: Joe Franklin raped me.

  
5
Robin Williams: Vulgarity is a very comedian-centered thing. You don't see a lot of physicists saying "It's a muon, you cunt."

  
6
Carrie Fisher: My mother was a golden showers queen.

  
7
Bob Saget: Can I get a copy of this? I'd like to send it to the kids from the show "Full House."

  
8
Joe Franklin: A man walks into a talent agents office and says that he has an act . . .

  


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