Other Titles • You Only Live Twice • Ian Fleming's You Only Live Twice (1967) • James Bond 007 - Man lebt nur zweimal (1967)
Quotes from You Only Live Twice (1967)
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"Yes, this is my second life."--James Bond
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"You only live twice, Mr. Bond."--Blofeld
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[Kissy says she will be sleeping elsewhere. Bond shoves his oyster dinner aside] James Bond: Well, I won't need these.
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"Oh, the things I do for England..."--James Bond (Sean Connery), as he's about to hop into bed with Helga Brandt (Karin Dor)
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"James Bond. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Ernst Stavro Blofeld. They told me you were assasinated in Hong Kong."--Blofeld (Donald Pleasence)
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Helga Brandt: I've got you now. James Bond: Well enjoy yourself.
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Helga Brandt: [Bond is captured by Helga Brandt] I've got you now. James Bond: Well, enjoy yourself. [Brandt slaps him]
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[about to make love to Helga Brandt] James Bond: Oh the things I do for England.
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Aki: I think I will enjoy very much serving under you.
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Aki: You wouldn't touch that horrible woman, would you? James Bond: Oh heaven forbid.
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[Coded message to headquarters] James Bond: Little Nelly got a hot reception. Four big shots made improper advances toward her, but she defended her honor with great success.
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Russian Diplomat: The world knows we are a peace-loving people.
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Tiger Tanaka: It can save your life, this cigarette. James Bond: You sound like a commercial.
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Blofeld: I shall look forward personally to exterminating you, Mr. Bond.
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Blofeld: The firing power inside my crater is enough to annihilate a small army. You can watch it all on TV. It's the last program you're likely to see. James Bond: Well, if I'm gonna be forced to watch television, may I smoke? Blofeld: Yes. Give him his cigarettes. It won't be the nicotine that kills you, Mr. Bond.
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Blofeld: Goodbye, Mr. Bond!
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Blofeld: Kill Bond! Now!
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Blofeld: James Bond. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Ernst Stavro Blofeld. They told me you were assassinated in Hong Kong. James Bond: Yes, this is my second life. Blofeld: You only live twice, Mr. Bond.
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Tiger Tanaka: Permit me to introduce myself. I am Tanaka. Please call me Tiger. James Bond: If you're Tanaka, then how do you feel about me? Tiger Tanaka: [the code response] I... love you. James Bond: Well, I'm glad we got that out of the way.
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[Being bathed by Tanaka's women] Tiger Tanaka: You know what it is about you that fascinates them, don't you? It's the hair on your chest. All Japanese men have beautiful bare skin. James Bond: Ancient Japanese proverb, "Bird never make nest in bare tree."
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[James is in bed with a Chinese woman] James Bond: Why do Chinese girls taste different from all other girls? Ling: You think we better, huh? James Bond: No, just different. Like Peking Duck is different from Russian Caviar. Ling: Darling, I give you very best duck.
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[Choosing a masseuse] James Bond: If it's all the same to you, I'll just take this little old lady here. Tiger Tanaka: Good choice, she's very sexyful.
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[Bond is caught trying to enter the SPECTRE spacecraft] Blofeld: You made a mistake, my friend. No astronaut would enter the capsule carrying his air conditioner.
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[Bond is about to have his chest waxed so he can pass for Japanese] James Bond: Couldn't you just dye the parts that show?
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Tiger Tanaka: Rule number one: never do anything yourself when someone else can do it for you. James Bond: And rule two? Tiger Tanaka: Rule number two: in Japan, men come first, women come second. James Bond: I just might retire here.
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Tiger Tanaka: My mother told me never to get into a car with a strange girl. But you it seems Bond-san will get into anything with any girl.
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MoneyPenny: Oh, by the way, how was the girl? James Bond: (turns the lamp towards her, interrogation style) Which girl? MoneyPenny: The... uh... Chinese one we set you up with? James Bond: Another few minutes and I would have found out.
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Blofeld's Financier: But this is extortion! Blofeld: Extortion... is my business.
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Blofeld: As you can see, I'm going to inaugurate a little war.
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Henderson: That was stirred, not shaken?
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[first lines] Astronaut - 1st American Spacecraft: Calling CapCom. CapCom, this is Jupiter 16. Do you give a go for fourth orbit. Hawaii CapCom: CapCom to Jupiter 16. Can you confirm O2 pressure is within limit. Astronaut - 1st American Spacecraft: Roger. Everything looks good in the environmental control system. Hawaii CapCom: Okay. Everything looks good from here. You have a go for fourth orbit.
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[last lines] Submarine Captain: Dinghy's on board, sir. M: [referring to Bond in the dinghy] Tell him to come below and report. MoneyPenny: It'll be a pleasure, sir.
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