John T. Chance: Stumpy! Stumpy: What? [Stops playing harmonica] John T. Chance: They don't need any help with that tune. Stumpy: What's the matter? Is it getting through to you? Yiuk, yiuk! [cackles]
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John T. Chance: You want that gun, pick it up. I wish you would.
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John T. Chance: Sorry don't get it done, Dude.
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John T. Chance: Sorry don't get it done, Dude. That's the second time you hit me. Don't ever do it again.
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Pat Wheeler: If I ever saw a man holdin' the bull by the tail, you're it.
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Pat Wheeler: I told him you were the best. Colorado Ryan: Well, I'll tell you, there's something I'm a lot better at, Mr. Wheeler, and that's minding my own business.
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Feathers: Hey, sheriff, you forgot your pants.
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John T. Chance: You're not as smart as your brother, Joe. He sees Stumpy sitting in here and realizes that if his men try to come in here to get you you're going to get accidentally shot. Stumpy: I can practical' guarantee that!
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Pat Wheeler: A bum-legged old man and a drunk. That's all you got? John T. Chance: That's WHAT I got.
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Feathers: I thought you were never going to say it. John T. Chance: Say what? Feathers: That you love me. John T. Chance: I said I'd arrest you. Feathers: It means the same thing, you know that.
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[Lobs a hand grenade at the other side] Stumpy: Hey you! How do ya like them apples?
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[discussing Colorado Ryan] Dude: Is he as good as I used to be? John T. Chance: It'd be close. I'd hate to have to live on the difference.
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[first lines] John T. Chance: Joe, you're under arrest.
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Feathers: In case you change your mind, I left my door open. Get a good night's sleep. John T. Chance: You're not helping any.
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[last lines] Stumpy: You think I'll ever get to be the sheriff? Dude: Not unless you mind your own business. [Stumpy cackles]
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