Other Titles • Octopussy • Ian Fleming's Octopussy (1983) • James Bond 007 - Octopussy (1983)
Quotes from Octopussy (1983)
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[Bond and Q are floating in a hot air balloon] James Bond: I trust you can handle this contraption, Q? Q: It goes by hot air. James Bond: Oh, then you can.
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[Confronting James Bond] Kamal Khan: You seem to have this nasty habit of surviving. James Bond: You know what they say about the fittest.
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James Bond: [looking at the tattoo on Magda's back] What is that? Magda: That's my little octopussy.
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Vijay: Is he still there? Q: You must be joking! Double-0 seven on an island populated exclusively by women? We won't see him till dawn!
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[after Bond has escaped] Kamal Khan: Mr. Bond is indeed of a very rare breed... soon to be made extinct.
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Kamal Khan: Spend the money quickly, Mister Bond.
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James Bond: [handing Q his coat] Do you think you can help me? Someone seems to have stuck a knife in my wallet. Q: Oh, and missed you, did they? What a pity!
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Q: [being kissed by Octopussy's girls after knocking out a bandit] Cut it out! We don't have time for that! Later perhaps.
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Kamal Kahn: Englishman. Likes eggs, preferably Faberge, and dice, preferably loaded.
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Magda: He suggests a trade. The egg for your life. James Bond: Well, I heard the price of eggs was up, but isn't that a little high?
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[Bond is dragged from a river onto a tour boat] Woman on Tour Boat: Are you with our group? James Bond: No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!
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Q: Dissolves all metals. James Bond: Wonderful for poison pen letters... Q: Pay attention, 007!
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M: Remember, 007, you're on your own. James Bond: Well, thank you, sir. That's a great comfort.
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James Bond: Double sixes. Fancy that!
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Orlov: Leave that! Let's go! James Bond: Let's stay! Sit down, put your hands on that box! Now, why is that bomb on the train? Orlov: Who are you? James Bond: I'm British Secret Service.
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[Bond and Vijay are being chased by evil dudes in a car]
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James Bond: We've got company. Vijay: No problem, this is a company car.
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[Vijay has just stopped some bad guys with his tennis racket] Vijay: Game, set and match!
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Front Desk Clerk: I hope you have a pleasant stay. [Bond eyes a beauty nearby who smiles at him] Bond: I'm, ah, sure I will.
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[first lines] James Bond: You didn't tell me there was going to be this much security. Bianca: They moved the flight up to this afternoon. James Bond: Well, we're going to have to go ahead as planned anyway. [Bianca hands an ID badge with the name 'Luis Toro' to Bond] James Bond: Toro. Sounds like a load of bull.
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[last lines] [Bond is in traction] Octopussy: I wish... James Bond: What? Octopussy: I wish you weren't in such a weakened condition. [Bond releases himself from traction] Octopussy: Oh, James. [Bond kisses Octopussy passionately] Octopussy: James!
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Kamal Khan: [fewer than 50 minutes remain before the atomic bomb, which is hidden inside the circus cannon, is to detonate. Kamal Khan is about to leave the circus tent] General, excuse me. I have some traveling arrangements to make. Enjoy the show. US general: Thank you. US aide: I'm sure the general will get a big blast out of this. Kamal Khan: I know he won't be disappointed.
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James Bond: [handing a wad of Indian cash to his accomplice] That should keep you in curry for a few weeks.
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Gobinda: The Englishman has escaped! Kamal Khan: He won't go very far. We'll track him.
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