Other Titles • His Girl Friday • Howard Hawks' His Girl Friday (1940)
Quotes from His Girl Friday (1940)
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Hildy Johnson: He treats me like a woman. Walter Burns: What did I treat you like? A water buffalo?
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Hildy Johnson: Of course he had to have a gun to re-enact the crime with. And who do you think supplied it? Peter B. Hartwell. B For brains.
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Sheriff Hartwell: Stop calling me that. I have a real name, see? And it's Peter B. Hartwell. First reporter: What's the "B" for? Second reporter: Bull.
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Bruce Baldwin: Nice little town, Albany. They've got a State Capitol there, you know.
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Walter Burns: Diabetes! I should've known better than to hire somebody with a disease.
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Walter Burns: There's been a lamp burning in the window for ya, honey. Hildy Johnson: No thanks - I jumped out that window a long time ago.
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Walter Burns: We've been in worse jams than this, haven't we, Hildy? Hildy Johnson: No.
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Walter Burns: What do you think I am, a crook? Hildy Johnson: Yes.
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Walter Burns: Take Hitler and stick him on the funny page.
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Walter Burns: Listen, you insignificant, square-toed, pimpled-headed spy.
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Hildy Johnson: Walter, you're wonderful, in a loathsome sort of way.
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Hildy Johnson: Look, there's this old newspaper superstition that the first big check you cash, you hide it in the lining of your hat. Murphy: I've been a reporter for 25 years and I've never heard that. Hildy Johnson: Neither have I.
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First reporter: Any clues as to how he escaped? Second reporter: Maybe the mayor let him out so that Williams would vote for him.
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Bruce Baldwin: He's got a lot of charm. Hildy Johnson: Yes, it comes naturally; his grandfather was a snake!
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Walter Burns: Look Hildy, I only acted like any husband that didn't want his home broken up. Hildy Johnson: What home? Walter Burns: "What home"? Don't you remember the home I promised you?
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Hildy Johnson: If I ever lay my two eyes on you again, I'm gonna walk right up to you and hammer on that monkeyed skull of yours 'til it rings like a Chinese gong!
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Hildy Johnson: Listen to me, you great big bumble-headed bamboo!
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Hildy Johnson: I wouldn't cover the burning of Rome for you if they were just lighting it up!
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Hildy Johnson: Did you hear that? That's the story I just wrote. Yes, yes, I know we had a bargain. I just said I'd write it, I didn't say I wouldn't tear it up! It's all in little pieces now, Walter, and I hope to do the same for you some day! (hangs up emphatically) And that, my friends, is my farewell to the newspaper business.
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Walter Burns: I still wish you hadn't done that, Hildy. Hildy Johnson: Done what? Walter Burns: Divorced me. It makes a man feel he's not wanted. Hildy Johnson: Oh, now look, junior... that's what divorces are FOR!
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Walter Burns: Well well... how long is it? Hildy Johnson: How long is what? Walter Burns: You know what... how long is it since we've seen each other?
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Walter Burns: Let's see this paragon of virtue! Is he as good as you say? Hildy Johnson: Why, he's better! Walter Burns: Well then, what does he want with you? Hildy Johnson: Ah-ha, you got me!
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Hildy Johnson: Walter! Walter Burns: What? Hildy Johnson: The mayor's first wife, what was her name? Walter Burns: You mean the one with the wart on her? Hildy Johnson: Right. Walter Burns: Fanny!
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Louis: What's the matter, Hildy? Hildy Johnson: Don't give me that innocent stuff! What did you pull on Mr. Baldwin THIS time? Louis: Who, me? Hildy Johnson: Yes, you and that albino of yours! Louis: You talkin' about Evangeline? Hildy Johnson: None other! Louis: She ain't no albino. Hildy Johnson: She'll do 'till one comes along! Louis: She was born right here in this country!
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Walter Burns: Madam, you are a cock-eyed liar!
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Sheriff Hartwell: Aiding an escaped criminal and a little charge of kidnapping. Fred, the Mayor: Well, looks like about ten years a piece for you two birds. Walter Burns: Does it? [unimpressed] Hildy Johnson: If you think you've got The Morning Post licked it's time for you to get out of town. Fred, the Mayor: Whistling in the dark. Well that isn't going to help you two. You're through. Walter Burns: Listen the last man that said that to me was Archie Leach a week before he cut his throat.
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