Other Titles • Crocodile Dundee • 'Crocodile' Dundee (1986) • Crocodile Dundee - Ein Krokodil zum Küssen (1987)
Quotes from Crocodile Dundee (1986)
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Sue Charlton: That croc was going to eat me alive. Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: Oh, I wouldn't hold that against him. Same thought crossed my mind once or twice.
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Richard Mason: Take care now. Sue Charlton: Don't worry. I'm a New Yorker!
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Neville Bell: Oh no, you can't take my photograph. Sue Charlton: Oh, I'm sorry, you believe it will take your spirit away? Neville Bell: No, you got a lens-cap on.
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Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: Of course it took me a week to get this far. I thought I was a goner. I said to meself, "Mick old son, find yourself a nice comfortable spot and lay down and die". Sue Charlton: Weren't you afraid ? Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: Of dying ? Nah. I read The Bible once. You know God and Jesus and all them apostles ? They were all fishermen, just like me. Yeah, straight to heaven for Mick Dundee. Yep, me and God, we'd be mates. [they continue along the way followed by Mick after he had been attacked and injured by a crocodile]
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Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: For a minute there, "room-service" took on a whole new meaning.
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[Dundee is threatened by a mugger with a switchblade] Sue Charlton: Mick, give him your wallet. Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: What for ? Sue Charlton: He's got a knife. Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: [chuckling] That's not a knife. Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: [Dundee draws a large Bowie knife] Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: THAT'S a knife. [Dundee slashes the teen mugger's jacket. He and his friends run away] Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: [chuckling to Sue] Just kids having fun. Are you all right ? Sue Charlton: I'm always all right when I'm with you Dundee.
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Richard Mason: New York City, Mr. Dundee. Home to seven million people. Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: That's incredible. Imagine seven million people all wanting to live together. Yeah, New York must be the friendliest place on earth.
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[Mick "Crocodile" Dundee singing in the bathtub] Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: If I give my heart to you... [pause] Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: Then I'll have none and you'll have two...
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Sue Charlton: How does he find his way in the dark ? Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: He "thinks" his way. A lot of people think that they're telepathic. [Sounds of branches breaking, splashing] Neville Bell: OOOOh, God, I hate the bush !
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Neville Bell: [Mick has just snuck up on Nev and is holding his knife to Nev's throat] Ah, Mick! You frightened shit out of me! Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: So I oughta, mate. Sneaking up on a man when he's rendering first aid to a lady. Neville Bell: Ah, is that what you were doing.
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Walter Reilly: [after the fight with the croc in the bar, Mick joins Sue and Wally] Sorry I it frightened you, miss. You see, its stuffed! Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: [Mick indicates "Cyril"] Him an' me both, Wal. Michael J "Crocodile" Dundee. Sue Charlton: [Sue shakes his hand] Never Never Safaris. Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: Yeah, er, never go out with a s... If you do, you'll never come back. Right, Wal? Walter Reilly: [giggles] Right.
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Sue Charlton: [Sue and Mick are dancing] Legend has it a crocodile bit half your leg off. Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: [Mick rolls up his trousers] More of a love bite actually. Still, enough about me leg. Let me tell you about the rest of me. "Up North in the Never Never, where the land is harsh and bare. Lives a mighty hunter named Mick Dundee [points to himself] Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: who can dance like Fred Astaire".
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Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: [Sue and Mick are kissing at Echo Lake. Wally calls in the distance] Bloody Wally. He's only been here a dozen times. He's probably lost.
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Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: [a goana is sizzling over a fire. Sue looks ill] How do you like your goana? Medium? Well done? Sue Charlton: You don't really expect me to eat that? Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: Yeah, its great. Try the yams, and the sugar ants. Just bite the end off, they're really sweet. Sue Charlton: [tentatively tries a yam] How about you, aren't you having any? Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: [Mick opens a tin with his knife] Well, you can live on it, but it tastes like shit.
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Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: The funnelweb spider can kill a man in eight seconds, just by lookin' at him.
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