Other Titles • Ian Fleming's Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968) • Tschitti Tschitti Bäng Bäng (1968)
Quotes from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)
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Lord Scrumptious: Time's up. Had your chance. Muffed it. Good morning.
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Baron Bomburst: [very frustrated] Dolls! Dolls! I have hundreds of dolls!
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Truly Scrumptious: Is that all you do Mr. Potts, invent things?
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Caractacus Pott: You'll find a slight squeeze on the hooter an excellent safety precaution, Miss Scrumptious.
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Child Catcher: There are children here somewhere. I can smell them.
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Child Catcher: Come along, kiddie-winkies!
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Jemimah: He's awful! Jeremy: He's terrible! Caracticus Potts: Not only that, he isn't even nice!
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Grandpa: Coggins? He's so mean he wouldn't light your pipe if his house was on fire.
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Caractacus Pott: Do you think Coggins might do a deal, so much a week? Grandpa: Coggins? That lives down the road? Sure. He wouldn't light your pipe if his house was on fire.
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Grandpa: How was India, Grandpa? Caracticus Potts: How was India? I'll tell you how India was. I got up this morning and I shot an elephant in my pajamas. Grandpa, Caracticus Potts, Jemimah, Jeremy: How an elephant got in my pajamas, I shall never know. Caracticus Potts: You've heard it before. [they all laugh]
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Childcatcher: I don't trust a man who makes toys in a land where children are forbidden.
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Caracticus Potts: Maybe my children like running wild in the street. Had that occured to you?
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Truly Scrumptious: I've never been... Caractacus Pott: Spoken to like that? Well, maybe it's about time!
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Caracticus Potts: The nerve of that woman! Coming in here and telling me how to raise my children! Do I need someone telling me how to raise my children? Do I? Where is my cardigan? Jemimah: Under your jacket. Caracticus Potts: Under my jacket. Do you think your father's a crackpot? Jeremy: Your cardigan's on inside-out. Caracticus Potts: What? Oh. Do you think I'm a loony, wasting my time on a lot of silly inventions? Jemimah: But they aren't silly! They're wonderful! Jeremy: Nobody else could think of them! Caracticus Potts: That's right! That is right! Nobody else could think of them.
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Truly Scrumptious: [after Potts kisses her] Well, Mr. Potts! Caractacus Pott: What's wrong? Truly Scrumptious: Now you'll have to marry me! [they laugh as the head for the car]
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Truly Scrumptious: Wh-what are you going to do? Caractacus Pott: I'm going to carry you. Truly Scrumptious: Oh dear. Must you? Caractacus Pott: Well, unless you'd rather ride piggyback.
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Truly Scrumptious: What's your name? Jemimah: I'm Jemima. Jeremy: And I'm Jeremy. Jemimah: What's yours? Truly Scrumptious: Truly. Jemimah: That's a very pretty name. Truly Scrumptious: Now, where is your house? Jeremy: Oh, we don't live in a house. Jemimah: We live a castle. On top of a hill. Truly Scrumptious: [laughs] A castle? I didn't know there were any castles around here. Jemimah: Well, it isn't a castle exactly. Jeremy: That's what Daddy calls it. He says King Alfred used to live there hundreds of years ago. Truly Scrumptious: And does your Daddy know you aren't in school? Jemimah: Oh, he won't mind. He never does. Jeremy: Anyway, he's awful busy. Truly Scrumptious: Is he? Well, he'll have to find time to see me because I have a few things to say to him.
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[the two spies are thrown off the baron's blimp and into the sea] Second Spy: What do we do now? First Spy: Start swimming! Second Spy: I can't swim! First Spy: Then start drowning! [the First Spy swims away]
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Truly Scrumptious: What an unusual car. Jeremy: Daddy made it. Truly Scrumptious: [laughs] Oh? And it actually goes? Jemimah: It's called Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. Truly Scrumptious: That's a curious name for a motorcar. Jemimah: But that's the sound it makes. Listen.
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Jeremy: I'm so glad you came. It's much more fun with two grown ups. Truly Scrumptious: [laughs] Jemimah: Truly Scrumptious. You know, even if we didn't know your name, we could have guessed it. Truly Scrumptious: Oh? Jemimah: You had to be called something lovely. Jeremy: Like Yum-Yum! Jemimah: Or Angel Cake! Jeremy: Or Toot Sweets! Jemimah: Yeah, Toot Sweets! Truly Scrumptious: [laughs] Or Toot Sweets! Oh no!
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Caractacus Pott: And so after that Vulgaria became a free country, and all the children laughed and played in the sunshine, and they were very, very happy. And Chitty flew high over the mountains back to England, everybody safe and sound and... Jemimah: And Daddy and Truly were married! Jeremy: And lived happily ever after! Jemimah: Yes! Truly Scrumptious: Is that how the story ends?
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Grandpa: Nasty smellin' things, motorcars!
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First Spy: Now then, where are we? Second Spy: I have here, a map. First Spy: I know WHERE we are, stupid! We are in England! But when we are in England, what do we do? Second Spy: We play cricket. First Spy: We play cric- no! We dress like Englishmen! First Spy, Second Spy: A-ha!
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First Spy: [dressed in an outfit that the English wore in India] Remarkable weather we are having for this time of year, do you not think so, Casper? Second Spy: [dressed in the same outfit] Indupitably, Basil.
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