Jerry Warriner: And if you get bored in Oklahoma City, you can always go over to Tulsa for the weekend!
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Lucy Warriner: I've seen your picture in the paper and wondered what you looked like.
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Lucy Warriner: You've come back and caught me in the truth, and there's nothing less logical than the truth.
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Jerry Warriner: In the spring, a young man's fancy lightly turns to what he's been thinking about all winter.
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Armand Duvalle: I am a great teacher, not a great lover. Lucy Warriner: That's right, Armand. No one could ever accuse you of being a great lover.
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[Reading his poem to Lucy] Dan: For you, my little prairie flower / I'm thinking of you every hour / It would make my life divine / if you would change your name to mine.
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Lucy Warriner: You're all confused, aren't you? Jerry Warriner: Aren't you? Lucy Warriner: No. Jerry Warriner: Well you should be, because you're wrong about things being different because they're not the same. Things are different except in a different way. You're still the same, only I've been a fool... but I'm not now. Lucy Warriner: Oh. Jerry Warriner: So long as I'm different don't you thing that... well maybe things could be the same again... only a little different, huh?
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Jerry Warriner: What did you tell him? Lucy Warriner: I told him the truth, and strange enough, he believed me.
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Dan: Well, I guess a man's best friend is his mother.
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Dan: Glad to know you. Jerry Warriner: Well, how can you be glad to know me? I know how I'd feel if I was sitting with a girl and her husband walked in. Lucy Warriner: I'll bet you do.
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Jerry Warriner: Well, have you heard the gag that's going around town lately "Who was that lady I saw you with?" Dixie Belle Lee: Oh, you mean, "That's no lady, that's your wife"?
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Jerry Warriner: I'm going out to get some popcorn and pink lemonade. I've just seen a three-ring circus.
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Lucy Warriner: Armand, I'm wondering, could you do me a favor? Armand Duvalle: Oh, of course. Lucy Warriner: I've been thinking, I wonder if you could convince him that everything was just as I said it was that night at the inn. You know, the night . . . Armand Duvalle: Oh, I'll be glad to, but does, uh, does he carry a gun?
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Jerry Warriner: What do we drink to? Lucy Warriner: Well, let's drink to our future. Here's hoping you and Barbara will be very happy, which I doubt very much. Jerry Warriner: No, let's drink to your happiness with Buffalo Bill, which doesn't even make sense.
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Jerry Warriner: In a half an hour, we'll no longer be Mr. and Mrs. Funny, isn't it. Lucy Warriner: Yes, it's funny that everything's the way it is on account of the way you feel. Jerry Warriner: Huh? Lucy Warriner: Well, I mean, if you didn't feel that way you do, things wouldn't be the way they are, would they? I mean, things could be the same if things were different. Jerry Warriner: But things are the way you made them. Lucy Warriner: Oh, no. No, things are the way you think I made them. I didn't make them that way at all. Things are just the same as they always were, only, you're the same as you were, too, so I guess things will never be the same again.
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