Other Titles • What's New, Pussycat • Was gibt's Neues, Pussy? (1965)
Quotes from What's New, Pussycat (1965)
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Dr. Fritz Fassbender: My father, the most beloved gynecologist in Vienna, before they took him away on a morals charge for indecent exposure at the State Opera House, said, and I quote: "Please do not take me away, I will not do it again." Victor Skakapopulis: Brilliant quote. Dr. Fritz Fassbender: He was a brilliant pervert.
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Dr. Fritz Fassbender: Silence when you're shouting at me!
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Miss Marks: Oh, Michael, this can't work! I'm 34 and you're 12! Michael James: Don't be negative!
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Dr. Fritz Fassbender: You'll like this group analysis, it's a real freak show. If it gets dull, we sing songs.
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Dr. Fritz Fassbender: I, uh, decided to follow you here. Michael James: If you followed me here, how did you contrive to be here before me? Dr. Fritz Fassbender: I followed you... very fast.
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Michael James: I'll be back tomorrow. If I'm not back tomorrow, send for the police. If they're not back tomorrow, send my clothes.
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Dr. Fritz Fassbender: I am a doctor of the mind. Victor Skakapopulis: Really? Dr. Fritz Fassbender: Yes! Victor Skakapopulis: I have terrible emotional problems. Could you help me? Dr. Fritz Fassbender: You certainly picked a very odd time to ask me, just in the middle of a suicide.
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Michael James: What in the name of all that's gracious is a semi-virgin?
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Anna Fassbender: Is she prettier than me? Dr. Fritz Fassbender: Is she prettier than you? I'M prettier than YOU!
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Liz Bien: Would you excuse me for a minute? I'm going into the bathroom to take an overdose of sleeping pills. Michael James: I like you. You're a nice stable girl.
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Mayor's clerk: I can't spell Sigmound. Dr. Fritz Fassbender: I think that you have a little sexual block over the spelling of that naughty name. Allow me to help you, I'm a psychoanalyst, among other things.
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Michael James: Did you find a job? Victor Skakapopulis: Yeah, I got something at the striptease. I help the girls dress and undress. Michael James: Nice job. Victor Skakapopulis: Twenty francs a week. Michael James: Not very much. Victor Skakapopulis: It's all I can afford.
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Michael James: As a man's life goes down the drain, you are there.
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Dr. Fritz Fassbender: You're grotesque! Anna Fassbender: Lascivious adulterer! Dr. Fritz Fassbender: Don't you dare call me that again until I have looked it up!
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Carole Werner: We're married thirty seconds and already you look at other woman. Michael James: I have to look at her, she was talking to me; I looked in the direction the sound was coming from.
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Anna Fassbender: [delivers a Wagnerian Valkyrie yodel] Rita: Who is that thing? Dr. Fritz Fassbender: That is no thing, it's my wife!
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[Carole has taken Michael's car keys] Michael James: Give me the key. Carole Werner: No. Take a cab. Michael James: I don't wish to take a key, I want my carcabs!
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Victor Skakapopulis: Do you have any salt? Dr. Fritz Fassbender: Have I got any salt? I got a boat, I got kerosene, matches, firecrackers, two swords, and this flag. But, I ain't got no salt.
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Dr. Fritz Fassbender: My wife, the creature that ate Europe, is here.
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Victor Skakapopulis: I just burnt my finger! I'm going to go in the bathroom and scream. I'll be out in a minute.
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Michael James: In Britain, we have a national therapy, we call it cricket. Unlike other sports, it doesn't involve anxieties or pressures. It's leisurely and lyrical. It's the song of willow on leather. Dr. Fritz Fassbender: Is there any sex in it? Michael James: Oh, no. This is a game for gentlemen, played by gentlemen. Dr. Fritz Fassbender: It's sick, sick.
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Anna Fassbender: Foiled by a cheap cinematic trick.
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Dr. Fritz Fassbender: May I explain that what you see happening here is merely an illusion . . . Anna Fassbender: An illusion? Dr. Fritz Fassbender: An illusion. Shut the door, count three . . . Anna Fassbender: Three? Dr. Fritz Fassbender: Four, if you like, but close the door and you'll see it's just an illusion.
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Dr. Fritz Fassbender: If it fails, then we'll try something else, because I use all kinds of unorthodox methods. For example, I've had the greatest success shutting people in dark closets.
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Victor Skakapopulis: We played strip chess. She had me down to my shorts and I fainted from tension.
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Carole Werner: You got something to eat? Victor Skakapopulis: Some, uh, some fig newtons, and some Hershey bars, and some cough drops.
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Dr. Fritz Fassbender: When did all this come to an end? Michael James: It didn't come to an end! That's the point.
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Dr. Fritz Fassbender: You are a monster and a monster, in that order.
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Dr. Fritz Fassbender: [leafing through a dictionary] "Lascivious adulterer... a man who is a lascivious adulterer"? What kind of book is this?
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Michael James: I've had a lot of experience fondling, er, handling young women like you. And it's all got to stop.
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Michael James: Pussycat from the sky, I can't resist you. Rita: Don't resist. Capitulate.
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