Other Titles • How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days • How to Lose a Guy
Quotes from How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (2003)
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Glenda: Now Andie, I hope you know that we expect you to come back here because you have held Ben to his lowest bullshit score since his tonsillectomy and we are thrilled! Jack: LOWEST! Andie: Why were all his other girlfriends bullshit losers? Glenda: What other girlfriends? You are the first girl he ever brought home! Don't you break his heart now!
(37 votes)
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Andie: You can't lose something you never had.
(38 votes)
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Andie: Does Princess Sophia want to come out and play? Ben: Who's Princess Sophia? [Andie points at his crotch] Andie: Little, big, little, big... I don't know... we will find out! Ben: You can't name my member... Princess Sophia. Andie: Yes, I can! Ben: If you are gonna name my... member, you have to name it something hyper masculine. Something like Spike, or Butch, or Krull the Warrior King!
(33 votes)
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Andie: Benny boo boo... boo boo boo!
(34 votes)
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Tony: It looks like the inside of a raincoat!
(34 votes)
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Andie: True or False: All's fair in love and war. Ben: True. Andie: Great answer. Ben: Good question!
(3 votes)
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Andie: [Crying at restaurant after waitress asks if everything is okay] My boyfriend thinks I'm fat! [Flicks food at him] Andie: And I can't eat in front of him! I can't eat in front of you! I have to go to the bathroom. Ben: [Receives dirty looks from other customers] I don't thinks she's fat!
(1 vote)
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[Andie is making Ben's place all girly. She's put "chick" CDs in his CD player] Andie: Sheryl, Tori, Sinead, Jewel, Fiona, Carly... Gang's all here!
(1 vote)
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Ben: Look, look, look, wait a minute. The one night we even thought about having sex, all right, she up and decides she's going to nickname my... Michelle Rubin: Penis? Ben: Yeah. "Princess Sophia." You want to talk about shooting a man's horse? Whop! Come on!
(1 vote)
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[last lines] Ben: Look who made the trip with me. Andie: It's our love fern! Oh, Bennie-boo-boo, boo-boo.
(1 vote)
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Andie: Like, do blondes, like, do they really have more fun?
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Andie: Our love fern! You let it die! Ben: No, honey, its just sleeping.
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Ben: Let's take a break because the woman is driving me crazy. Tony: Which woman? Andie or Princess Sophia?
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[Andie is holding a tissue in front of Ben's face] Andie: C'mon, blow. Nobody likes a Mr. Sniffles. Tony: Yeah, uh, I hate Mr. Sniffles.
DeLauer Security: Look, just give me back the necklace, then you guys can go on and kill each other.
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Ben: You're already falling in love with me. Andie: I'm gonna make you wish you were dead.
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Thayer: Is she on something? Ben: God I hope so. Andie: Are you saying I'm some kind of mental person?
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Ben: That's what I'm talking about. Where's the sexy, cool, fun, smart, beautiful Andie that I knew? The one that wanted to be a serious journalist? You're up, you're down, you're here, you're there, you're like a fricken' one woman circus.
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Andie: Hey, listen, Sparky. I have a masters in journalism from Columba, my boss loves me, and if I do it her way for a while, I can write about whatever I want. Ben: Like, shoes?
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[Ben is trying to find words to be used as metaphors for diamonds] Ben: How about 'Glitter'? Tony: Thayer's favorite movie. Thayer: It was underrated!
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Ben: You see, the key to this game is being able to read people.
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Andie: I love you Binky... but I don't have to like you right now.
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Michelle Rubin: So, tell me, how long have you guys been seeing each other? Andie: Seven days. Michelle Rubin: Seven days. Interesting. Ben: Is that too soon to be seeing a therapist? Andie: Well, Ben, seven days isn't like a lifetime, or anything... Ben: It's like a week.
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Sensitive Moviegoer: Now, I'm going to go back inside and finish watching "Sleepless in Seattle". Nobody screw with me.
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Tony: Drunk and tone-deaf. Never a good combination.
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[first lines] Jeannie Ashcroft: [reading] "And only then will the people of Tajikistan know true and lasting peace." Andie, it's brilliant. It's really moving. But it's never going to appear in Composure Magazine.
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