Charlie: How old are you dad? Marshall: Younger than I used to be, kid.
(15 votes)
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Charlie: "For Charlie, love Malice, party 'till you puke."
(15 votes)
3
Charlie: [relaying a message to Marshall, who in turn is in a meeting] ... and we've been offered very favorable interest rates from Hong Kong. Marshall: [apparently having misheard what Charlie said] ... and we've been offered very favorable interest rates from King Kong. Charlie: *Hong* Kong! Marshall: I mean Hong Kong.
(15 votes)
4
Marshall: [about his ex-wife] This is the woman who I couldn't live with as a husband, and now I'm going to be her son.
(15 votes)
5
Hockey Coach: [to his ice-hockey team] Can someone tell me what's going on here? Am I in the wrong place, or are these the auditions for the Ice Capades? In the locker room, in the classroom, you guys may be buddies. Out here, all I want to see is hate! Charlie: [to one of this teammates, about that coach] The city pays this man to shape young minds?
(15 votes)
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