Alice: That Sam is so thoughtful. He promised to slip me a special tube steak.
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[stepping out of the refrigerator] Alice: How about that! The light really does go off when you close the door!
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Cindy Brady: You can't take my mommy! Marcia Brady: Cindy's right! Take Jan!
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Marcia: I'll go first because I'm the prettiest.
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Marcia: He even wrote something in my yearbook in French! "Menage A Trois." I bet that means "You're the most."
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Marcia: Greg, there's a new thing called Women's Lib. It means women get what they want.
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Roy Martin: You can't believe her. Look at the hair, the clothes, the constant cheerfulness.
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Marcia Brady: I'm so happy for you, Jan. Jan Brady: Really, Marcia? Marcia Brady: No.
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[Asked where Marcia is.] Cindy: She's over there getting lei'd by those Hawaiian boys.
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Roy: Marcia. Oh, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia. You have grown up to be so gorgeous! Marcia: I know. Roy: And Jan. My dear Jan... Isn't Marcia gorgeous?
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Carol: Careful, Mike. he's got a gun. Roy: I don't need a gun to take care of you. I am going to kick your Brady Butt. Cindy: He said the "B" word.
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Roy Martin: I'm tripping with the Bradys!
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[Talking about the music he likes] Warren Mulaney: Well, I'm really into hip-hop. Marcia: Hip-hop? Sounds like something a rabbit listens to.
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Mike Brady: A gift is only a good thing when the giver has given thought to that gift. But when the gift the giver gives gives grief, then that gift should give the givee regrets.
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Mike Brady: Us Bradys have to stick together, or we'll fall apart. Much like that house of cards. You see, a deck consists of 52 cards, and if the hearts didn't work with the diamonds and the spades with the clubs, then how the heck would we ever play a game of Gin Rummy? So, in keeping with the spirit of togetherness, I'm sure you kids know the right thing to do.
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Mike Brady: You seem to be having quite an effect on Peter, Roy. Roy Martin: Well, it's like I always say: "Veni, Vidi, Vici - I came, I saw, I conquered". Mike Brady: Well, like I always say: "Caveat Emtor". Roy Martin: Doesn't that mean "Buyer Beware"? Mike Brady: Yes... yes it does.
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Peter Brady: Dad, I think I hit him in the head with these. I'm sorry, Mr. Phillips. Mike Brady: Peter, drumsticks are not toys. Peter Brady: Oh, they're not drumsticks, Dad. They're weapons. Mike Brady: Well, weapons are not toys either, Peter.
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Jan Brady: His name is... George. Marcia Brady: George what? Jan Brady: George, uhhh.. Tropicana! Carol Brady: Oh, that's nice. Is he Cuban?
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