Other Titles • Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets • Incident on 57th Street (2002) • Harry Potter und die Kammer des Schreckens (2002)
Quotes from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)
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Gilderoy Lockhart: Hello. Who are you? Ron: Ron Weasley. Gilderoy Lockhart: Really? And, er, who am I? Ron: [to Harry] Lockhart's Memory Charm backfired. He hasn't got a clue who he is. Gilderoy Lockhart: [picks up a rock] It's an odd sort of place, isn't it? Do you live here? Ron: [takes rock from Lockhart] No. Gilderoy Lockhart: Are you sure? [Ron hits Lockhart on the head with the rock, knocking him out]
(48 votes)
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Neville Longbottom: Why is it always me?
(46 votes)
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Moaning Myrtle: Oh, Harry? If you die down there, you're welcome to share my toilet. Harry: Uh... thanks, Myrtle.
(46 votes)
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Arthur Weasley: Now, Harry you must know all about Muggles, tell me, what exactly is the function of a rubber duck?
(40 votes)
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Ron: [in high voice] My wand. Look at my wand. Harry: Be thankful it's not your neck.
(35 votes)
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Gilderoy Lockhart: AMAZING. This is just like magic.
(5 votes)
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Oliver Wood: I don't believe it! Where do you think you're going, Flint? Marcus Flint: Qudditch practice! Oliver Wood: But I booked the pitch for Gryffindor today. Marcus Flint: Easy, Wood. I've got a note. Oliver Wood: "I, Professor Severus Snape do hereby give the Slytherin team permission to practice today, owing to the need to train their new Seeker." You've got a new seeker? Who? [Malfoy steps out from behind the crowd] Harry Potter: Malfoy? Draco Malfoy: Thats right. And that's not all that's new this year. [Shows everyone the new brooms] Ron: Those are Nimbus Two-Thousand and Ones! How'd you get those? Marcus Flint: A gift from Draco's father. Draco Malfoy: You see, Weasley, unlike some, my father can afford the best. Hermione Granger: At least no one on the Gryffindor team had to buy their way in. They got in on pure talent. Draco Malfoy: No one asked your opinion you filthy little Mudblood! Ron: You'll pay for that one Malfoy! Eat slugs! [Ron's spell backfires, causing him to spit up slugs] Colin Creevey: Can you turn him around Harry? Harry Potter: No Colin! Get out of the way!
(6 votes)
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Hermione: Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself.
(5 votes)
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Draco Malfoy: Why are you wearing glasses? Harry: [disguised as Goyle] Uhh... Reading. Draco Malfoy: Reading? I didn't know you could read.
(3 votes)
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Dumbledore: It is not our abilities that show what we truly are... it is our choices.
(4 votes)
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Ron: Why spiders? Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies"?
(2 votes)
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Ginny: Mummy, have you seen my jumper? Mrs. Weasley: Yes dear, it was on the cat.
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Lucius Malfoy: Your scar is legend. As of course, is the wizard who gave it to you. Harry: Voldemort killed my parents, he was nothing more than a murderer. Lucius Malfoy: Hmm, you must be very brave to mention his name... or very foolish.
(4 votes)
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Ron: They were starving him, Mum. There were bars on his window. Mrs. Weasley: You'd best hope I don't put bars on your window, Ronald Weasley.
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Harry: [to Dobby] Never try to save my life again.
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Ron: Follow the spiders. Follow the spiders. If Hagrid ever gets out of Azkaban, I'll kill him.
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Harry: Not to be rude or anything, but this isn't a great time for me to have a house elf in my bedroom.
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Mrs. Weasley: Your sons drove that enchanted car of yours to Surrey and back last night. Arthur Weasley: [to the boys] Did you really? How did it go? [Mrs. Weasley hits him] Arthur Weasley: I mean, that was very wrong indeed boys. Very wrong of you.
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Prof. Sprout: Oh, Longbottom's been neglecting his earmuffs. Seamus Finnigan: No, ma'am, he's fainted. Prof. Sprout: [pauses and sighs] Yes, well, just leave him there.
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Uncle Vernon: And Dudley, you will be? Dudley Dursley: I'll be waiting to open the door. Uncle Vernon: Excellent. And you? Harry: I'll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending I don't exist.
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[as Ron spits out slugs] Hagrid: Better out than in.
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[Ron's curse on Malfoy backfired, he's belching up slugs] Hagrid: This calls for specialist equipment [hands Ron a bucket] Hagrid: Nothing to do but wait til it stops I'm afraid [Ron belches up another slug] Hagrid: Better out than in. Who was Ron trying to curse anyway? Harry: Malfoy. He called Hermione a... well, I'm not sure what it means. Hermione: [on the verge of tears] He called me a Mudblood. Hagrid: [gasps] He did not. Harry: What's a Mudblood? Hermione: It means "dirty blood". Mudblood's a really foul name for someone with non magic parents. Someone like me. Hagrid: You see Harry, there are some people, like the Malfoys, who think they're better than everyone else because they're what's called "pure blood". Harry: That's horrible. Ron: [more slugs] It's disgusting. Hagrid: And it's codswallop to boot. Why there isn't a wizard alive who isn't half blood or less, and moreover they've yet to think of a spell that our Hermione can't do. [takes her hand] Hagrid: Don't you think on it Hermione. Don't you think on it one moment.
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[first lines] [Hedwig wants to be let out of her cage] Harry: I can't let you out, Hedwig! I'm not allowed to use magic outside of school. Besides, if Uncle Vernon... Uncle Vernon: [yells] Harry Potter! Harry: Now you've done it.
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[last lines] Hagrid: And I'd just like to say that, if it hadn't been for you, Harry, and Ron, and Hermione of course, I would... I'd still be You-Know-Where. So I'd juste like to say: thanks. Harry: It's not Hogwarts without you, Hagrid. [Dumbledore starts clapping; the whole Hall claps and gathers round Hagrid]
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Tom Marvolo Riddle: Funny, the damage a silly little book can do, especially in the hands of a silly little girl.
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Tom Marvolo Riddle: How is it that a baby with no extraordinary magical talent was able to defeat the greatest wizard of all time? How did you escape with nothing but a scar, while Lord Voldemort's powers were destroyed? Harry: What do you care about Voldemort? Voldemort was after your time! Tom Marvolo Riddle: Voldemort is my past, present, and future.
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Lucius Malfoy: Let me see; red hair, vacant expressions, tatty second-hand books, you must be the Weasleys.
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Ron: Say it, I'm doomed. Harry: You're doomed.
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Draco Malfoy: Famous Harry Potter... Can't even go into a book shop without making the front page.
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Draco Malfoy: The last time The Chamber of secrets was opened a Mudblood died. So it's only a matter of time before one of them is killed this time. As for me... I hope it's Granger.
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Ron: Dad loves muggles, he thinks they're fascinating.
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Hermione: Even in the wizarding world, hearing voices isn't a good sign.
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Moaning Myrtle: I'm Moaning Myrtle. I wouldn't expect you to know me. Who would ever want to talk about ugly, miserable, moping, Moaning Myrtle? AHHH. [she lets out a piercing shriek and dive-bombs into one of the toilets, disappearing with a splash] Hermione: She's a little sensitive.
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Harry: You'd better clear out before my bones grow back, or else I might strangle you. Dobby: Dobby is used to death threats, he gets them five times a day at home.
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Harry: It's a snake skin. Ron: Bloody hell. Whoever shed this must be 60 feet long, or more. [Gilderoy Lockhart passes out] Ron: [to Harry] Heart of a lion, this one.
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Draco Malfoy: Training for the ballet, Potter?
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Hermione: Look. Hagrid's our friend, why don't we just go and ask him about it? Ron: Oh, that'd be a cheerful visit. "Ello Hagrid! Tell us, have you been setting anything mad and hairy loose in the castle lately?" [Hagrid has walked up behind them] Hagrid: Mad and hairy? Yer wouldn't be talkin' about me, now would ya? Ron, Hermione, Harry: No.
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Lucius Malfoy: Let us hope that Mr. Potter will always be around to save the day. Harry: Don't worry. I will be.
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Draco Malfoy: Scared, Potter? Harry: You wish.
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Filch: Well, I'd take a good look lads. This night might be the last you spend in this castle. Oh dear, we are in trouble.
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Hermione: He called me a Mudblood. Hagrid: He did not.
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Harry: Ron, I should tell you, most Muggles aren't exactly accustomed to seeing a flying car.
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[to Tom Riddle] Harry: [smiling] I bet Dumbledore saw right through you. Tom Marvolo Riddle: He certainly kept an annoyingly close watch on me after that!
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Harry: Albus Dumbledore is the greatest sorcerer in the world. Tom Marvolo Riddle: Dumbledore has been driven out of this castle by the mere memory of me.
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The Sorting Hat: Bee in your bonnet, Potter? Harry: I was just wondering, whether you put me into the right house? The Sorting Hat: Yes, you were particularly difficult to place, but I stand on what I said last year: You would have done well in Slytherin. Harry: You're wrong.
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Harry: But I haven't received any messages, from any of my friends. Not one, all summer. Dudley Dursley: Who'd want to be friends with you?
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Hagrid: [to invisible Harry and Ron] If, er, anybody was looking for some stuff, then all they have to do is follow the spiders. Yep. That'd lead 'em right. That's all I have to say. Oh, and someone'll need ter feed Fang while I'm away.
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[whether or not Malfoy is the Heir of Slytherin] Ron: Maybe we could trick them into telling. Hermione: Even THEY aren't that thick.
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Harry: There's no Hogwarts without you Hagrid.
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Mrs. Weasley: Now don't forget to speak very, very clearly. Harry: Diagonally. [Harry vanishes] Mrs. Weasley: What did he say dear? Arthur Weasley: Diagonally. Mrs. Weasley: I thought he did.
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