Brad: You know what love is backwards? It's E-V-O-L. Evil! Pure evil! Granted it's spelled differently, but it's the same thing.
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[Officer Austin throws the Trojan condom at Brad] Officer Austin: Hey kid, Make her day.
(3 votes)
4
Leah: Is it just you three, or is your entire gender mentally deficient? Josh: It's pretty much all of us.
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[Brad's buying condoms] Checkout lady: $4.75. Brad: Oh, you know what, I'm a little short. [Checkout lady looks toward his groin] Brad: No, not that way! I'm short of money. Um. Uh. OK. Have you ever had this dream in life?... And these things [indicating condoms] Brad: , these stupid, stupid things could make all your dreams come true? That's what it's like with Brooke. Haven't you ever felt that way? Checkout Lady: $4.75 Brad: Damn it!
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Leah: I'm vacating this switchlized adolescent display of hedenistic amorality.
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