Natalie: I'm falling for Kyle. Michael: What? Natalie: He's actually sweet. Michael: Sweet? The guy screws women while they're barfing!
(16 votes)
2
[to his genitals] Kyle: I'm going to hurt you tonight!
(15 votes)
3
Kyle: I fuck and fuck and can't get relief.
(15 votes)
4
Kyle: I love the smell of bridesmaids in the morning.
(15 votes)
5
[to himself] Michael: You are going to have sex with the first woman you see. First woman you see, first woman you see. [walks and stumbles with a large, fat woman] Michael: OK, second woman you see. The second woman you see.
(15 votes)
6
[to Michael] Natalie: You're under arrest, you sick fuck!
7
Carlos: I'm curious, Mr. Delaney. How did you get the money? Michael: I guess you could say I sold my soul. Carlos: Yeah, I see a lot of that.
8
Jill: Call me "mistress", you disgusting little worm!
9
[Natalie hands Michael some "Horny Boy" boxers she randomly bought for him] Michael: Oh great! These will go well with my Horny Boy socks.
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