Cop: Picard or Kirk? Nick: No question... Kirk. Cop: Hell yeah. You gotta respect a man who can fuck a green bitch and destroy an entire civilization in sixty minutes.
(7 votes)
2
Dallas: I went on as a day player. On this porn film in LA. Just to see what it was like. Right? So I spend five hours with this guy ramming his dick up my ass and these two women licking my clit.
(6 votes)
3
Casey: Do you know what they did in Roman times to a guest who betrayed the honor of his host? They would cut off his dick and nail it to the fucking gate!
(6 votes)
4
Casey: There's a .45 in the fridge, and you grab a FUCKING frying pan!
(4 votes)
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