Other Titles • Throw Momma from the Train • Schmeiß' die Mama aus dem Zug! (1988)
Quotes from Throw Momma from the Train (1987)
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Owen: Where are you going? Larry: I'm gonna kill the bitch. You want something? Owen: Get me a chunky.
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Momma: Owen! Food! Owen: In a minute, Momma. Momma: Don't you "In a minute, Momma" me! Get off your fat little ass or I'll break it for you! I want two soft boiled eggs, white toast, and some of that grape jelly god damn it! And don't burn the toast! Owen: Kill her, Larry.
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Momma: He's trying to kill me! I asked for the salted nuts. He brought me the unsalted nuts. The unsalted nuts make me choke!
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Momma: Who the HELL are you? Larry: I'm Owen's friend. Momma: Owen doesn't have a friend! Larry: That's because he's shy. Momma: No he's not. He's fat and he's stupid!
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Larry: One little murder and I'm Jack the Ripper.
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Momma: Your friend had an accident, he's dead! You go bowling and leave a corpse to take care of me! Owen: He's dead? Momma: See for yourself. Owen: Larry! My friend, my friend... Larry! Momma: "My friend! My friend!" You big crybaby. Go bury him in the yard before he stinks up the place.
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Mrs. Hazeltine: [reading her manuscript] His guts oozed nice, like a melted malted.
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Larry: You killed my wife, Owen! Owen: No, I didn't... Yes, I did. Larry: You're a sick man, Owen. You need care and I'm taking you to the police. Owen: Did you know that Hawaii is a series of islands that was all spit up by the same volcano? I never knew that. Larry: You killed somebody! You killed a person. You're a murderer. You took a life! Owen: You're right. You're right, I'm no good. How could I do that? I'm a sick pers... cows! [points at passing billboard]
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Larry: Remember, a writer writes always.
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Larry: Fate makes you impotent, Love makes you crazy, somewhere in the middle you can survive.
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[Larry's been hit in the groin by Momma's cane] Larry: [in pain] She's not a woman, she's The Terminator.
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[Momma sees Larry for the first time] Momma: Who the hell is this? Owen: Oh, this is Cousin Paddy. He's coming to stay with us a while. Isn't that nice? Momma: [suspiciously] We don't *have* a "Cousin Paddy". Owen: [to Larry] You lied to me! [Owen knocks Larry out with a frying pan to the head]
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Larry: Class dismissed. I have an enormous head ache in my eye.
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Momma: Get out of my way, you black bastard! Larry: What?
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[Larry is reading stories to the class] Larry: Next is "Murder at My Friend Harry's" by Owen... Lift. "Chapter one: The night was humid." [Closes the paper] Larry: Class dismissed. I have a terrible headache in my eye.
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Momma: Holy Shit! What a dream I was having! Louis Armstrong was trying to kill me!
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Owen: Momma! You're alive! [to police] Owen: Old people - you have to reassure them.
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Larry: The night was dry, yet it was raining.
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Owen: [Larry has driven his car off the road and it's going downhill through a load of bushes. Sat next to him in the passenger seat is Owen] This is good. It's like the Flintstones car wash.
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