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Quotes from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (1993)
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Casey Jones: Hey guys! So, when do we get together and bust some skulls? Leo: Hang on, Casey, you're not gonna be doing any head breaking this time, pal, sorry. Casey Jones: What was that? You wanna run that by me again? Raphael: We need someone to remain here to make sure the time bandit here doesn't get out of hand. Casey Jones: Gotcha.
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Michaelangelo: Uh-oh, turtle tantrum.
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Casey Jones: Enough of this camaraderie. When do we get to bust some skulls?
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Casey Jones: What do you say we get together and bust some skulls?
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Raphael: Hey, Kid, you gotta control that temper. Did I say that?
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Donatello: [April trims the leg part of her uniform] Whoa, leg-o-rama! April: Hey, I'm allowed. It's my vacation. Leonardo, Donatello: Absolutely! Shwing!
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Michaelangelo: [recovering] My legs hurt. My arms hurt. My spots hurt. Even my bandana hurts.
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Leo: Michaelangelo why are you wearing boxer shorts? Michaelangelo: So that the guy who arrives in my place doesn't arrive bare butt naked.
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Michaelangelo: [to Walker] Hey, buddy, don't you know that Westerns are dead? Walker: Speaking of dead. [Aims pistol at Michaelangelo] Michaelangelo: Uh what I meant was they're not all dead. Like Clint. You look alot like Clint!
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[Upon realizing they are being watched by a couple of Japanese Honor guards] Donatello: Uh, o-hi-o, wasabi. Raphael: "Hello mustard?" Donatello: OK, so my Japanese is a little rusty. (to the guards) Uh, Suzuki, Kawasaki - (Raphael knocks them out cold) Raphael: How 'bout, uh, "Sayonara?"
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Michaelangelo: What if we make a major u-turn and wind up in Godzilla-Land?
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Donatello: You were expecting maybe the Addams Family?
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April: [about Whit] He is lower than scum! He gives scum a bad name. Walker: Of course he does, that's why I hired him.
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Michaelangelo: Do you think they had pizza back then?
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Donatello: Help! I'm a turtle and I can't get up.
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Michaelangelo: [after bursting from a building engulfed in flames] Kurt Russell, eat your heart out!
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Raphael: Maybe this means the village people won't be afraid of us anymore. [the villagers bow] Donatello: Well, it's a start.
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Walker: You're turtles? Donatello: Yeah, of the Teenage Mutant Ninja variety.
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Walker: Who's your tailor? Michaelangelo: We're naked.
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Donatello: Think of it the bright side, April. We could've landed in a great, big, greasy pile of... April: Don't even say it, Donny.
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Leo: Boy, do I hate spinach.
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April: This is absolutely the worst rescue I have ever had!
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Michaelangelo: But, I want to stay here... with you. Mitsu: You will always be here with me, Michaelangelo.
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Raphael: I don't kiss on the first date, lady. Leo: Ralph! Give your mouth a rest!
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Splinter: There must have been a battle. Casey Jones: I knew it, I'm missing all the fun.
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Donatello: See guys, for every one of us that goes back, someone from the past will come here. But, the problem is, that switch will only work under one condition. You know what that is? Leo: Tuesdays?
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Kenshin: It will only work if the magic travellers each have the same weight. Donatello: Bingo! Gee, you guys *do* have a good educational system, don't you?
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Donatello: If we don't come back in two-and-a-half days, we're turtle soup. Other turtles: Whoa! Casey Jones: Bummer.
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April: Why don't you get a *real* job, cue ball?
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Niles: Give us a kiss, dumplin', while you still got your lips. [April makes a retching noise] Niles: Oh, you're not the first one that do that to me.
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Michaelangelo: Hey, dudes, check it out! We're in *Shogun*!
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Leo: I think I swallowed a frog. I hope it wasn't an ancestor.
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Leo: Hey! Where's Mikey? Donatello: Last time I saw him, he was doing this: AhAhAhAhAhhhh!
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Splinter: Put down your sword, Kenshin. They are not enemies. Only lost warriors, like yourself.
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Walker: So they've gone missing. I mean, war does have a habit of doing that to people.
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Lord Norinaga: Secrets leak like a stink from a dead pig! Walker: You certainly can turn a phrase.
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Raphael: Did you hear what he called me, Leo? Leo: Yeah, an ugly lump of dung. [casually walks away] Raphael: That was an insult, Leo. Donatello: Not necessarily, Raph. Did you know that in some countries dung is used as a fuel source?
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April: Would somebody please tell me what the heck is going on around here? Donatello: Well, relax, April. It's just your, uh, ordinary time travel equal-mass-displacement kind of thing.
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[landing face first in a shallow pond] Donatello: Mud wrestling is definitely a spectator sport.
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Raphael: Ahh, nature. I *love* it. Makes me want to, I don't know, migrate or something.
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Donatello: Turtles don't migrate, Raph. Birds do! Raphael: Hey, I got a beak, don't I?
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Walker: Excuse me, Niles. Shouldn't you be trying to scare somebody?
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[preparing to jump into a burning building] Michaelangelo: I don't think I'm cut out for this hero stuff.
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Walker: My cannons can destroy these demons. You can rewrite history. Lord Norinaga: No! [stalks out of room] Walker: I can rewrite *you.*
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April O'Neill: You don't mean - you're not seriously suggesting that Donatello is going to make an incredibly arcane time travel machine, are you? Turtles: No, of course not! Michaelangelo: That'd be totally bogus. Raphael: Really stupid! April: Well, that's a relief. Donatello: [points over his shoulder] No, that guy's gonna make it.
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Whit: Take me with you. April: Where? New York? Nahh, you wouldn't fit in. I mean, uh, [takes in his grungy appearance] April: well, actually you *would* fit in.
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Michaelangelo: We've got a, uh [sniffs] Michaelangelo: Ahhh. Pi-zza. Got that, dude? Pizza! [takes a bite, makes a face] Michaelangelo: Frisbee. Also cool. [throws it]
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Raphael: Fightin's for grown-ups, and that's only if you got no other choice.
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Raphael: Son of a snapper!
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Lord Norinaga: How did you capture such a woman? Walker: Same way you capture any wild animal. By setting a trap.
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