Other Titles • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze
Quotes from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze (1991)
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Donatello: These nets are very effective and very well constructed. Michaelangelo: Yeah remind me to drop a line to Ralph Nader!
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Donatello: Yee haw! Ninja cowboy!
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Leonardo: First, we must observe the ancient ritual of the, uh, uh... traditional pre-fight donut.
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[the Turtles have been rescued by Splinter] Leonardo: That's right, Shredder, you forgot, we carry insurance. Michaelangelo: Yeah, Mutual Splinter dude!
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April O'Neil: Chief Sterns! I wonder if I might ask you a few more questions, off the record? Chief Sterns: Ms. O'Neil, my record on the record clearly shows that I have no "off the record" record, make a record of that!
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Keno: Hey which of you lovely ladies gets to ride with me tonight? Girl: Dream on, Dweeb. Keno: Okay, and when I do I'll dream of someone a little thinner.
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Raphael: Okay, we get you in, we find the Foot headquarters, we get you out to tell the others, right? Keno: Gee, maybe I should write this down. Raphael: What? [skyward] Raphael: I'm being punished aren't I?
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Shredder: Go ahead. Attack me if you will. When it is over, you will call me master! Rahzar: Ma... Mama. Tokka: Mama? Rahzar: [to Shredder] Mama! [They hug Shredder] Shredder: Get off me! BABIES! THEY ARE BABIES! AAARRRRRGH!
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Leonardo: Get it? Donatello: Got it. Raphael: Good. Michaelangelo: I don't get it.
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Raphael: This is stupid. We got the Foot up there with the ooze and we're down here playing Century 21.
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Leonardo: A true Ninja is a master of himself and his environment, so don't forget: We're turtles!
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April O'Neil: The rat is the cleanest one.
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Tatsu: Our father gone! [kicks over boxes] Tatsu: They will pay! I Tatsu now lead! Let any who challenge step forward! Shredder: [appearing in doorway] I challenge! Freddy: His face!
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Raphael: Amazing, guys, and I thought all the really good dungeons were in Europe.
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Splinter: Michaelangelo, show the professor where we may rest. Michaelangelo: Righty-o. This way, dude. It ain't the Hilton. [opens subway car and they both look in] Michaelangelo: Um, let's face it, you'd be better off staying at the Hilton.
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Leonardo: Take the ugly one! Raphael: No you take the ugly one! Donatello: I'll take the ugly one. Michaelangelo: Which one's the ugly one?
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[smoke bomb was set off] Donatello: Oh great. Leonardo: Terrific. Raphael: Wonderful. Michaelangelo: Bummer.
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Michaelangelo: Hey, guys, check this! [Uses brushes to imitate 'The Karate Kid'] Michaelangelo: Wax on. Wax off. Wax on. Raphael: Mouth off! Donatello: Everyone's a critic.
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April O'Neil: I guess you're not the ones that can handle this. Chief Sterns: That's what we do best, Miss O'Neil.
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Tokka: Master say, have fun! Rahzar: Fun!
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Donatello: The perimeter's quiet. Leonardo: Yeah, a little too quiet. [Donatello knocks two Foot soldiers out] Donatello: Well, that was easy! Leonardo: Yeah, a little too easy. Donatello: Look! It's Raph! Michaelangelo: Yeah, a little too Raph.
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[Michaelangelo is crunching noisily on a candy bar] Raphael: [sarcastically] Hey Mikey, do you think you could crunch a little louder? I can still hear in this ear!
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Raphael: Boy, whatever happened to "service with a smile"?
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Michaelangelo: Guys, guys! I've just thought of something. Two words that'll solve all our housing problems! Time share! Donatello: [taps on Michaelangelo's head] Hmmm, not quite ripe yet.
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Raphael: [to Tatsu] You know, if I had a face like yours, I'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality!
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Leonardo: I'm Leonardo. Michaelangelo: I'm Michaelangelo. Donatello: Donatello. Raphael: I'm Raphael! Michaelangelo: All the good ones end in "O"!
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Michaelangelo: Ahh, ninja pizza! Donatello: "Ninja pizza"? Michaelangelo: Pizza that vanish quickly without trace!
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Michaelangelo: Please, please. A moment to reflect. [All the turtles sniff] Michaelangelo: AHHHH! Okay!
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April O'Neil: Let me get you guys some napkins. Michaelangelo: What for?
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[after Leo starts conversation about the Foot] Raphael: We kicked their butts. They're all in jail. Besides, we took out the Shredder. So what's everyone so worried about, anyway? Donatello: He's right. Leonardo: No, Splinter took out the Shredder! Donatello: They're both right. Raphael: Yeah, yeah. I was there, Leo, remember? Ol' Shred did a swan dive, with a half gainer, right into the back of a garbage truck! AAAAAHHHH!
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Splinter: Their world can never be ours. Michaelangelo: Uh... Not even pizza? Splinter: [after pause] Pizza's okay. [the turtles sigh with relief] Michaelangelo: Man, give a guy a heart attack.
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Keno: [Upon seeing the turtles for the first time] Who? What? Where? Huh? Donatello: Well, I guess that leaves out why and when, doesn't it?
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Professor Jordan Perry: Four walking, talking turtles. Raphael: [sarcastically] Yeah, the guy's Ph.D material all right.
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Michaelangelo: Um, not to criticize science or anything, but wouldn't it be easier just to call it 'the pink one'?
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Raphael: First chance we get, we're out of here... [Gapes in horror has he sees Shredder from a distance] Keno: What? Raphael: Uh, I thought I just saw a ghost.
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Leonardo: We'll give you the tour later. Right now, we got a few questions. Donatello: Yeah, a few inquiries. Michaelangelo: Yeah, a few... Uh, we'll give you the tour later.
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Shredder: Choose the best men of those that remain to follow the reporter. She's the key to finding the creatures that did this to me. Tatsu: Yes master. Next master, we rebuild the foot? Shredder: No. There is only one thing next. Revenge!
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[after being given a giant mutated dandelion] Professor Jordan Perry: You know, if the soil's contaminated so far away, there must be more leaky canisters than we thought. TGRI Assisstant #1: Well, how can that be? They were only buried fifteen years ago. Professor Jordan Perry: Fifteen, fifty. Just make sure that the rest are found and removed! TGRI Assistant #1: Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to invite the press. Professor Jordan Perry: Sometimes the best place to hide is right out in public. TGRI Assisstant #1: But if any of it fell into the wrong hands... [Perry looks as giant dandelion] Professor Jordan Perry: I'm well aware of the risks.
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Leonardo: Shredder, if you bring this place down, you'll kill all of us! Super Shredder: Then so be it!
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April O'Neil: And they said if you don't mean them at the construction site tonight... Donatello: What? April O'Neil: He said he'd send out Tokka and Razahr again. This time into Central Park. Donatello: Central Park? How are they gonna avoid all of those people? Splinter: Then, there is no choice but to meet as the Shredder wishes.
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April O'Neil: He's just forcing you guys into fighting Tokka and Razahr again. Leonardo: We know. April O'Neil: But... Raphael: April, there's no other way. April O'Neil: But you guys don't stand a chance. Professor Jordan Perry: Wait! Wait just a moment. There might be a way!
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[the turtles are watching April interview Professor Perry] Raphael: Man, who is this spaz-matic? Donatello: Would you give the guy a break? He's a scientist! Raphael: Yeah, fascinating. Hey! [picking up TV guide] Raphael: Isn't Oprah on? Leonardo: Raph, just leave it! [throws away TV guide] Leonardo: We're watching April.
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[the turtles face Tokka and Razahr for the first time] Raphael: Well, you know what they say? The bigger they are... [runs and jump-kicks Razahr but rebounds and crashes to the floor] Michaelangelo: ...The more bones they break.
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Splinter: Were you seen? Leonardo: Of course not, Master Splinter. Donatello: We practiced Ninja. Michaelangelo: [off camera] The art of invisibility. [appears from behind Raph] Splinter: [holds up the New York Post, with a front page picture of the turtles on stage, with the headline "Ninja Rap is Born!"] Practice harder. [the turtles groan] Splinter: Ten flips, now! And remember: Go Ninja, go Ninja, go! I made another funny! Ha ha ha ha!
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Raphael: SHREDDER! Donatello: Ah! Thanks, Raph, I may never have the hiccups again!
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Michaelangelo: [seeing Tokka and Razor] Hey didn't we see these guys on Wrestlemania?
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Shredder: Babies! They're babies! Professor Jordan Perry: What did you expect? They'd come out quoting "MacBeth?" Shredder: They are stupid! Professor Jordan Perry: Well, they're not stupid, they're infants. Rahzar: [Knocks Tokka on the head with a metal pole] Bang! Tokka: Ow! Professor Jordan Perry: Okay, they're stupid infants.
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[cooking up an anti-mutagen to transform Tokka and Razahr] Michaelangelo: You think this stuff is gonna work? Donatello: Well, we won't know for sure until we spray those guys. Professor Jordan Perry: Well, actually... Donatello: Actually? Professor Jordan Perry: Actually... ingestion is the only course. Michaelangelo: You mean they have to eat it? Professor Jordan Perry: Affirmative. Yes. Yo. Right on... my man.
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Michaelangelo: [Michaelangelo beating up a thug behind a deli counter] Do you want a pickle? Honk if you want a pickle!
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Shredder: [after Tatsu locks a wolf and a snapping turtle into small cells] And these are the two most vicious animals you could find? [Tatsu nods] Shredder: Good. Professor? Professor Jordan Perry: Preparations are complete, however... Shredder: Begin. Professor Jordan Perry: However I feel free to re-register my original protest and remind you of the immense dangers of... [Tatsu squares up to him and growls] Professor Jordan Perry: ... That's enough talk from me. We'll begin.
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