Tenley: If you want big rewards, you gotta take big risks.
(29 votes)
2
Miles: Excuse me, I am tired of living a lie. I need it to be known that I like a big girl. In fact, a large, zaftig, voluptuous, full-figured, big-boned, massive-assive honey, that is what gets me going. I like fat women and they like me... big girls need love too, baby!
(27 votes)
3
Tenley: Let yourself be great.
(25 votes)
4
Billy: Hey Ryan, Miles here thinks you have a nice pooper.
(24 votes)
5
Ryan: [angry at the umpire at the Hyannis game] Does his wife know he's screwin us? John Schiffner: All right, let's not have a meltdown... Billy: It's me... Ryan: What? Billy: Yeah, I don't think he appreciates me fartin' in his face all night... First it was accidental, now I'm tryin' to make him cry... and I'm pretty sure I just poo-pooed in my panties...
(26 votes)
6
Billy: I hate wood bats, that's why they invented aluminum.
7
Ryan: I feel comfortable in my thong!
8
Ryan: She was big huh? Billy: Yeah, she was fat and that ain't with a p-h kid!
9
Billy: [looks back at Miles's girlfriend] That is unhealthy... Miles: Can we not do this again? Billy: Domo, don't you think that's unhealthy? Mickey Dominguez: [shrugs shoulders] Billy: Wait, you think all sex is unhealthy. Never mind...What I'm sayin' is... Miles, these women are too big to be foolin' with... I'm afraid that in the heat of passion, one of 'em is gonna roll over on you... squash you dead!
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