Patricia Cornell: Oh, Frank you're the best, you're the champ, you're the master...!
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Joanna Eberhart: I guess I want to be remembered.
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Bobbie Markowe: Dave set me loose at Bergdorf's and I went mad!
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Bobbie Markowe: If I were to apologize for every time I got smashed, I'd spend my life wandering around saying "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, sorry."
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Dale Coba: I like to watch women doing little domestic chores.
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Joanna Eberhart: When you come back, there will be a woman with my name and my face, she'll cook and clean like crazy, but she won't take pictures and SHE WON'T BE ME!
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Joanna Eberhart: Why do they call you Diz? Dale Coba: I used to work in Disneyland. Joanna Eberhart: No, really! Dale Coba: No. Really. Joanna Eberhart: I don't believe you. Dale Coba: Why not? Joanna Eberhart: You don't seem to be the kind of person that likes to make other people happy.
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Bobbie Markowe: Am I game? Am I GAME? Boy! Am I game!
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Joanna Eberhart: Hello, Bobbie. Bobbie Markowe: Oh, hello ,Joanna. Joanna Eberhart: How are you? Bobbie Markowe: I'm fine. How are you? Joanna Eberhart: I'm fine. How are the children? Bobbie Markowe: Fine...
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Kim Eberhart: Daddy, I just saw a man carrying a naked lady. Walter Eberhart: Well, that's why we're moving to Stepford.
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Walter Eberhart: She cooks as good as she looks, Ted.
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Joanna Eberhart: If I am wrong, I'm insane... but if I'm right, it's even worse than if I was wrong.
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Carol Van Sant: I'll just die if I don't get this recipe. I'll just die if I don't get this recipe. I'll just die if I don't get this recipe.
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Bobbie Markowe: If you tell me you don't like this dress, I'm sticking my head right in the oven.
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Bobbie Markowe: [after being stabbed] Oh Joanna! My new dress! How could you do a thing like that? Just when I was going to give you coffee! How could you do a thing like that? I thought we were friends! Just when I was going to... how could you do a thing like that... just when I was going to give you coffee! Oh Joanna... I thought we were friends... I thought we were friends... friends... coffee... how could you do a thing like that? Like that? Like that? Like that? Friends... friends...
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Bobbie Markowe: I just don't get it. It's like there's this contest, okay? And the housewife with the cleanest house gets Robert Redford for Christmas... but nobody will tell the rules!
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Charmaine Wimperis: Ed never loved me. Sure, he married me because I look great and would make an impression on the other executives. He just NEVER loved me.
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Bobbie Markowe: I'm also an ex-Gothamite, who's been living here in Ajax country for just over a month now, and I'm going crazy. You see doctor, my problem is that given complete freedom of choice, I don't WANT to squeeze the goddamn Charmin!
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Mary Ann Stavros: I'm afraid I can't join you. I just don't have time. Joanna Eberhart: It'll just be a little while... Mary Ann Stavros: I don't think I'm interested. Bobbie Markowe: You know, everything's not just housework, you must go out once in a while, right? Mary Ann Stavros: Well, I'm out now, ain't I?
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Joanna Eberhart: I can't just call him up and say, "I used be called Joanna Ingalls. You deflowered me ten years ago. Would you test my water?"
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