Buddy: Float away, little butterfly. Just flutter away. I got a gig in Vegas. And the wastelands ain't no place for kids.
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Mesh-Head: If I were you, I'd run! Buddy: If you were me, you'd be good-looking.
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Death: Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me!
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Buddy: Who are you? Death: Death, Buddy: Cool!
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Head Pin Pal: Nice tuxedo. Nice tuxedo to die in!
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Death: You have failed me for the last... nice shoes!
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The Kid: A '56 Chevy Belair could kick a '48 Buick Roadmaster ass any day, at least in a first quarter mile that is. Buddy: [Looks at the Kid, then at the ground, then back at the Kid] You come all this way out saying squat and now your trying to tell me that a '56 Chevy could beat a '48 Buick in a dead quarter mile? [Looks at the ground again, the back at the Kid] Buddy: I liked you better when you weren't saying squat kid... Go to bed.
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Buddy: You still there? [Marks a line on the ground with his katana] Buddy: Cross that line, kid, I'll cut your little teddy bear in half. Last kid that crossed that line, I had to summon up the Spinach Monster with my rock 'n' roll magic. The Spinach Monster grabbed him, pulled him underground and made him eat spinach all day. Rumor has it, kid... he's still there.
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Ward Cleaver: You ever try a pink golf ball, Wally? Why, the wind shear alone on a pink golf ball can take the head off a 90-pound midget at over 300 yards.
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Buddy: What are you lookin' at? You look up at the sky, you look down on the ground, but you don't look at me, kid. Got it?
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