Quotes from Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)
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Santa Claus: Oh me, oh my, oh me!
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Betty: What are those funny things sticking out of your head? Rigna: Those are our antennae. Betty: Are you a television set?
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Kimar: How are you feeling today? Tired? Santa Claus: Oh, no, I'm not tired. But my finger is.
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Kimar: Dropo, you are the laziest man on Mars. Why are you sleeping during working hours? Dropo: I wasn't sleeping, chief. It's just that I haven't been able to sleep these last few months. I forgot how. So I was just practicing.
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Billy: You'll never get away with this, you Martian!
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[after being asked if he is going to use a rocket sleigh] Santa Claus: No siree! We're going out the good ol' fashioned way. Prancer and Dancer and Donder and Blitzen, and Vixen and Nixon... oh, consarnit I get those names mixed up, but the KIDS know their names.
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TV Interviewer: What is this strange looking creature over here? Santa Claus: Oh, Winky made that. That's his idea of a Martian. TV Interviewer: A Martian? Wow-wee-wow! I'd hate to meet a creature like that on a dark night.
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[Voldar doesn't think it's worth the trouble to kidnap Santa Claus and fly him to Mars] Voldar: All this trouble over a fat little man in a red suit!
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Kimar: Santa, you will never return to Earth, you belong to Mars now. Santa Claus: Ho Ho, Hooo...
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Rigna: Chochem is over eight hundred years old, no one can argue with the wisdom of the ages. Voldar: I can.
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Santa Claus: Ho ho, we meet again, eh?
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