Gibert: She's not that kind of girl, Booger. Booger: Why? Does she have a penis?
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Booger: [on Booger's T-shirt] "Gimme' Head Till I'm Dead"
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Booger: This is bullshit, pan down - I want BUSH.
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Lewis: Jocks only think about sports, nerds only think about sex.
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Takashi: Excuse please, but why do they call you "booger"? Booger: [picking his nose] I don't know.
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Stan Gable: What are you looking at, nerd? Booger: I thought I was looking at my mother's old douche-bag, but that's in Ohio.
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Booger: What the fuck's a frush?
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Stan Gable: Those nerds are a threat to our way of life.
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Gibert: I just wanted to say that I'm a nerd, and I'm here tonight to stand up for the rights of other nerds. I mean uh, all our lives we've been laughed at and made to feel inferior. And tonight, those bastards, they trashed our house. Why? Cause we're smart? Cause we look different? Well, we're not. I'm a nerd, and uh, I'm pretty proud of it. Lewis: Hi, Gilbert. I'm a nerd too. I just found that out tonight. We have news for the beautiful people. There's a lot more of us then there are of you. I know there's alumni here tonight. When you went to Adams you might've been called a spazz, or a dork, or a geek. Any of you that have ever felt stepped on, left out, picked on, put down, whether you think you're a nerd or not, why don't you just come down here and join us. Okay? Come on. Gibert: Just join us cos uh, no-one's gonna really be free until nerd persecution ends.
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Booger: I say we blow the fuckers up.
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Lamar Latrell, Tri-Lam: Clap your hands everybody, and everybody clap your hands. We're Lambda Lambda Lambda and Omega Mu. We come here on stage tonight to do our show for you. We got a rockin rhythm and a hi-tech sound that'll make you move your body down to the ground. We got Poindexter on the violin, and Lewis and Gilbert will be joining. We got Booger Presley on the mean guitar and a rap by little ol' me Lamar. We got Takashi beating on his gong, the boys and the mu's are clapping along. And just when you thought, ya seen it all, along comes a Lambda four foot tall. So won't ya come on out here on the floor, so we can move our bodies, like never before.
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Coach Harris: You know, when you were a baby in your crib, your father looked down at you, he had but one hope - some day my son will grow to be a man. Well look at you now. You just got your asses whipped by a bunch of goddamn nerds. [shouts] Coach Harris: Nerds! Well, if I was you, I'd do something about it. I would get up and redeem myself in the eyes of my father, my maker, and my coach!
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Arnold Poindexter, Tri-Lam: Wait - would you rather live in the ascendency of a civilization or during its decline?
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Gibert: No one will really be free until nerd persecution ends.
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Judy: Maybe we should eat? Harold Wormser: Maybe we should watch TV? Booger: Hey guys... [opens his leather jacket to reveal some Marijuana cigarettes] Booger: ... wonder joints.
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Takashi: Maybe we should have robster craws. Booger: [strumming his guitar] What the fuck are robster craws?
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Booger: I've been out combing the high schools all day.
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[Alpha Beta has been beaten by Lambda Lambda Lambda and Omega Mu] Coach Harris: Stan. Stan Gable: Yes, Coach. Coach Harris: I want to see you, and the other girls, in the locker room, now!
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Lewis: [in line at the Kissing Booth at the Homecoming Carnival] Hi, Betty. Betty Childs, Pi-Delta-Pi: A nerd? I'm not kissing a nerd. Lewis: You have to. I paid my money. Betty Childs, Pi-Delta-Pi: [Lewis tries to kiss Betty] It's time for my break. Stan Gable: [Stan brings a huge Pi woman instead] Kiss this, nerd.
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Betty Childs, Pi-Delta-Pi: [in the Pi's bathroom] Listen, if Stan calls tell him I'll call him back, okay? Suzy: Okay. Lewis: [Betty opens the shower curtain and finds a peeping-tom Lewis; gasps] Panty Raid! [Betty screaming; Lewis laughs, chasing her]
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Dean Ulich: Frankly, I'm not too wild about this next even but it has become a tradition here at Adams: The Belching Contest. [the crowd cheers] Dean Ulich: First up, Frederick Palowakski. Fred "The Ogre" Palowakski, Alpha Beta: [grunting] "Ogre" you asshole! Dean Ulich: "Ogre, you asshole."
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Booger: We've got bush!
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Betty Childs, Pi-Delta-Pi: [in joy, after kissing Louis] I'm in love with a nerd!
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Danny Burke, Alpha Beta: Well, let's get those nerds! Stan Gable: [screams] Nerds! Fred "The Ogre" Palowakski, Alpha Beta: [screaming] Nerds! Stan Gable: What are we *waiting* for? [te angry Alpha Beta mob storms out of the locker room towards the Tri-Lams house]
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