"Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black
Pearl" - An Adventure Worth Its Weight in Gold
by Homer Yen
(c) 2003
Although a morbid curse has befallen the captain
and crew of the pirate ship, The Black Pearl, a
larger curse has befallen pirate movies in
general. The recent animated release, "Sinbad,"
opened to disappointing reviews and weak sales.
Meanwhile, several years ago, the last big studio
pirate film sank quicker than a cannonball in
water. Does anybody remember "Cutthroat Island?"
That punctuated the end of Geena Davis's film
career back in 1995. Thus, with pirate movies as
being somewhat unwelcome by moviegoers, will any
of us want to venture out to see this latest
pirate flick?
Surprisingly, this film is better than what most
of us might expect. And most of its appeal can
be credited to its two main stars. Geoffrey
Rush, who plays the evil Barbosa, is an ambitious
pirate who can put 'plundering professional' and
'mutiny organizer' on his resume. He gives us a
thoroughly nutty but spirited performance.
Moreover, you'll be enthralled by Johnny Depp's
histrionics as Captain Jack Sparrow, a
charismatic, unpredictable, and self-serving
pirate who is plotting revenge against Barbosa.
Depp brings forth the kind of unabashed alacrity
that should earn him an Oscar nod for Best
Supporting Actor. The film looks and feels its
best whenever Depp is on screen. He is glib in
tongue, sly in wit, and raffish in looks. While
his drunken swagger and his disarming charm may
deceive those around him, he uses all of his
skills to outfox, outrun, and outlast the others.
He would make the perfect contestant on
Survivor.
Despite these two heavyweight actors and great
looking sets and period costumes, the film begins
to wear out its welcome after the 100th minute as
the film works way too hard to resolve all of the
subplots that have been developed. Indeed, this
film almost feels like two movies in one. There
is the classic revenge plot, a love story,
prisoners that need rescuing, a curse to be
cured, battles at sea, and other elements that
the script manages to barely juggle successfully.
Yet, the progression of the multiple storylines
is enjoyable in their own daffy ways.
In addition to the Sparrow v. Barbosa angle,
there is the familiar damsel-in-distress angle as
well. That damsel is Elizabeth Swann (Keira
Knightley), whose blood, it is thought, can free
Barbosa and his crew from the curse. She is
kidnapped, and it is up to her love interest,
Will Turner (Orlando Bloom) to rescue her. As a
skilled weaponsmith, he knows a thing or two
about fighting. The sword fights are fun to
watch, and I'm thankful that they didn't include
any of that hokey Hong Kong style of combat. As
Turner and Sparrow are after the same man, they
forge an unlikely alliance.
By the way, this curse is a nasty one, which has
turned the unfortunate into undead creatures.
You can only see them in their hideous form under
the light of the moon. At other times, they look
like the typical scalawag. In the summer game of
special effects, there are some very cool
sequences as these undead creatures fight. As
they move from moonlight to shadow, their
appearance also morphs back and forth from flesh
to bone. It's something that you haven't seen
yet. And that's a plus. Mix in a fairly
well-developed (but somewhat long) story,
beautiful settings and costumes; and this
summer's most memorable character played by Depp,
and this pirate film might find gold.
Grade: B
S: 1 out of 3
L: 0 out of 3
V: 2 out of 3
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