Susan Granger's review of "Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl"
(Disney)
You've taken the Disney theme-park ride, now see the movie! This rousing,
rollicking swashbuckling adventure begins on the high seas as a young girl spots
a boy adrift on a raft. He's wearing a gold pirate medallion which she quickly
hides in her dress. Years pass. She's Elizabeth Swann (Keira Knightley),
daughter of Port Royal's aristocratic Governor (Jonathan Pryce), while he's Will
Turner (Orlando Bloom), a lowly blacksmith. But when a charming pirate scoundrel
named Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) sails into town, their lives change
forever. It seems evil Captain Barbossa (Geoffrey Rush) has stolen Sparrow's
ship, The Black Pearl, and Sparrow will do anything, including kidnapping
Elizabeth, to get it back. Unbeknownst to Elizabeth or Will, that gold medallion
is from Cortez' fabled Aztec treasure; Barbossa's greedy, mutinous crew is
cursed as the undead until the plundered medallion is returned and a blood debt
repaid.
Johnny Depp reinvigorates the flamboyant, outrageous, reprobate rogue (not
unlike Lee Marvin in "Cat Ballou"), opposite wily, smirking, villainous Geoffrey
Rush. Orlando Bloom is a romantic Errol Flynn look-alike, while Keira Knightly
is a feisty damsel. Written by Ted Ellliot and Terry Rossio, directed by Gore
Verbinski, it's Disney's first PG-13 rated movie. While there's no sex, nudity
or profanity, there are intense, supernatural CGI scenes of pirates becoming
ghostly skeletons in the moonlight. It's fun, scary stuff that blows you out of
the water! Yet at 140 min., "Pirates" is also too long; the middle section
really drags. On the Granger Movie Gauge of 1 to 10, "Pirates of the Caribbean"
is an exciting, escapist 8. Yo ho! Yo ho! And at Thanksgiving, Disney will
release another theme-park ride/movie: "The Haunted Mansion."
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