Trixie: You're gonna wish you'd never been born. Junior: Ooh! I'm really scared. I'm being threatened by the Tidy Bowl girl!
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Murph: You don't know who you're talking to. I'm a senior student at this school. Junior: No shit, you've been here since 1970.
(1 vote)
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Ben Healy: Junior, you remember Ms. Klaukinski. Junior: How could I forget? Her pie gave us the runs.
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Lawanda Dumore: Listen here you little monster! I am gonna marry your daddy. And then you'll be on the next plane to boarding school. In Baghdad!
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Mr. Peabody: I'll have to call you back. I gotta deal with one of the little weenies right now. [Hangs up phone and then talks through intercom] Mr. Peabody: Send the little sweetheart in.
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Ben Healey: Junior, 3rd grade is the foundation of a great education. If you don't go, you'll only hurt yourself. Junior Healy: I'm sure I'll take a few others down with me.
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[Junior is about to draw a mustache on a photo of Annie] Trixie: I wouldn't do that if I were you! Junior: If I were you I wouldn't do alot of things, like go out in public.
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[after Junior shows the town a video of his babysitter and her boyfriend having sex] Ben Healey: Junior, we're new here! Can't we at least attempt to fit in? Junior Healey: What are you getting onto me for? I didn't do anything. I just watched it. Ben Healey: Yes, and so did the entire neighborhood. Junior Healey: I didn't hear any complaints.
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[Trixie just tied up the players for the puppet show and continues it herself] Trixie: [as Uncle Sam] Sorry about the delay folks, but we are having technical difficulties. [as Baldy] Trixie: Yeah I had to scratch my balls!
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[seeing his made-over bedroom] Junior: Clowns! I hate clowns! This woman is busting my balls!
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Junior: But my dad said the 3rd grade is the foundation of my education. Mr. Peabody: Oh, your dad said that. Your dad is a Moron. He's a moron, you know what a moron is?, that's what your dad is.
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'Big' Ben Healy: [finds his own dog in a yard sale] Nippy, what the hell are you doing here? They're selling you for a nickel?
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