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Quotes from The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003)
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Dr. Henry Jekyll: No. Hyde will never use me again. Dorian Gray: Then what good are you?
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Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): Oh, chemist, eh? Do we get to blow something up, then?
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[Chasing Moriarty, Tom Sawyer bumps into an invisible man] Tom Sawyer: Skinner? [to Quatermaine] Tom Sawyer: It's okay! It's Skinner! [to the invisible man] Tom Sawyer: What the hell are you doing here? Sanderson Reed: What makes you think I'm Skinner, huh?
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Marksman #2: What are you? Dorian Gray: I'm complicated.
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Tom Sawyer: Boy. They told me European women had funny ways.
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Mina Harker: Not Gray. He's lived long enough.
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Allan Quatermain: Ah, you're missing a picture, Mr. Gray. Dorian Gray: And you don't miss a thing, do you, Mr. Quartermain? Allan Quatermain: Oh, sometimes.
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Mina Harker: A man who worships death. Can we trust him? Allan Quatermain: He's not the one I'm worried about.
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Allan Quartermain: Well, we were the faster, but now we're the tortoise to his hair. Dr. Henry Jekyll: So, we're done? Tom Sawyer: No, we're alive, if M has any idea to the contrary, that gives us an edge. Captain Nemo: The sea is vast, he could be anywhere. Tom Sawyer: Yeah, well, I'm an optimist, now maybe that's a crime to you twisted so-and-so's but it keeps me from going crazy. Mina Harker: Your optimisms out of place Tom Sawyer: You're wrong! Because we'll get out, man… at least, *I* will. That other agent I told you about… was my childhood friend. We were agents together until the phantom shot him dead. Now you can be done, but I am not. I will avenge his death. Dr. Henry Jekyll: It's not about any one of us Tom, it's bigger than that. Tom Sawyer: Yes, it is, Jekyll! That fate for the world is in our hands… the world. So M tricked you, he brought you all together and you walked straight into his trap. But the way that I see it, that's the part he did wrong… He brought you together. Dr. Henry Jekyll: He has a point. Allan Quartermain: And the boy becomes a man... perhaps a leader of men. Mina Harker: And Women.
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Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): That's the last time I ever play with matches.
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Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): And they'll provide an antidote... well, that's if I'm a good boy. Allan Quatermain: And are you a good boy? Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): I guess you'll find out, won't you?
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Dorian Gray: Mina. You're alive. Mina Harker: It's possible I can't die. Same could be said of you. Let's put it to the test.
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Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): OW. You scratched me. Dorian Gray: Better me than him.
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Dorian Gray: Ah. The bedroom, Mina. Does it give you memories? Or ideas? Mina Harker: Ideas. [Mina kicks him upwards]
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Dorian Gray: If that had been permanent, I'd have been very upset.
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Dorian Gray: Empires crumble. There are no exceptions. M: You think you're better than me. You forget. I've seen your painting.
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Mina Harker: You broke my heart once. This time you missed.
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Allan Quatermain: If you can't do it with one bullet, don't do it at all.
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Sanderson Reed: Where is your sense of patriotism? Allan Quatermain: [stands up with a drink] God save the Queen. [the other patrons of the club mutter an apathetic return to the toast] Nigel} God save her., Allan Quartermain: (to Reed) That's about as patriotic as it gets around here.
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Allan Quatermain: Automatic rifles. Who in God's name has automatic rifles? Club Patron: Dashed unsporting. Probably Belgian.
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Sanderson Reed: They're indestructible. Allan Quatermain: No, just armor-plated.
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Mina Harker: You're sweet... and you're young. Neither are traits that I hold in high regard.
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Mina Harker: Do you realize what you've done? What you've let out of me? Dorian Gray: A woman's wrath? Oh, I'm petrified.
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M: How many times do I have to kill these cretins?
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Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): Allow me to introduce myself. Rodney Skinner, gentleman thief. Now, I thought invisibility would be a boon to my work. Well, you can imagine, it was my undoing. Once you're invisible, it's bloody hard to turn back.
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Dorian Gray: I'm an immortal, sir, not a gazelle. How can we outrun this? [Tom Sawyer brings out Nemo's car] Tom Sawyer: Care for a spin?
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[Discussing Sawyer's shooting style] Allan Quatermain: Oh, I saw... Very American. Fire enough bullets and hope to hit the target.
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Dorian Gray: I hoped I'd get to nail you one more time. Didn't think it'd be literally.
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Dorian Gray: Bomb-voyage.
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[Mina jumps and gasps like something just grabbed her behind] Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): I've been waiting all week to do that. Allan Quatermain: Get a grip, man. Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): Well, I thought I just did. [Mina slaps him] Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): Oooh, Mina... Captain Nemo: Report. Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): Well, hello to you, too. And need I remind you, I am naked in the snow. I can't feel any of my extremities. And I mean... any of them.
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Sanderson Reed: There is great unrest. Countries set at each other's throats, baying for blood. It's a powder-keg. The trouble of which I speak could set a match to the whole thing: War. Allan Quatermain: Wi-With whom, exactly? Sanderson Reed: Everyone. A world war. Allan Quatermain: That notion makes you sweat? Sanderson Reed: Heavens, man. Doesn't it you? Allan Quatermain: This is Africa, dear boy. Sweating is what we do.
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[Clanging metal sounds from inside Nautilus] Tom Sawyer: What is it? Captain Nemo: The sound of treachery.
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Captain Nemo: Contain your evil, Doctor. I'll not have the brute free upon my ship. Must I take drastic steps? Dr. Henry Jekyll: I am in control. Captain Nemo: I very much doubt it. Dr. Henry Jekyll: Your talk is all well and good, sir... but your own past is far from laudable.
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Allan Quatermain: I may have been overly rude earlier... when I called you a pirate. Captain Nemo: And I may have been overly charitable... when I said I wasn't. But I try to live in the now... where the ghosts of old wrongs do not abide.
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[after throwing the invisible man out of his room] Allan Quatermain: Skinner, I want you dressed at all times, eh? Or it's my boot up your arse.
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M: You can't kill the future.
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Dr. Henry Jekyll: Let's not make a saint out of a sinner. Next time he may not be so helpful.
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Nigel: Perhaps I should toddle off, should I, Allan? Allan Quatermain: Yes, of course, Nigel. You toddle off. Nigel: Toddling.
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[Dorian and Mina, both immortals, are fighting] Dorian Gray: We'll be at this all day.
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Sanderson Reed: But you're Allan Quartermain. Stories of your exploits have thrilled English boys for decades. Allan Quatermain: That I know. And Nigel has done a grand job reminding me. But... with... each... past exploit... I've lost friends, white men and black... and much more. And I'm not the man I once was.
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[to Tom Sawyer] Allan Quatermain: May this new century be yours, son, as the old one was mine.
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Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): So, how did M get you? Allan Quatermain: None of your business. Mina Harker: You're a little testy, Mr. Q. Allan Quatermain: Mrs. Harker, I doubt if you measure danger the way I do. Mina Harker: And I imagine you with quite the library, Mr. Quatermain. All those books you must have read merely by looking at their covers. Allan Quatermain: I've had women along on past exploits, and found them to be, at best, a distraction. Mina Harker: Do I distract you? Allan Quatermain: My dear girl, I've buried two wives and many lovers... and I'm in no mood for more of either. Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): You can send 'em my way. Allan Quatermain: Skinner, shut up.
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M: James Moriarty? The so-called Napoleon of crime? That man died at Reichenbach Falls. He died, and I was reborn.
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Mr. Hyde: Trouble? I call it sport.
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Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): This is a charming spot. Does Jack the Ripper live here?
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M: I hope I've got your fire when I'm your age. Allan Quatermain: You will not live beyond today. That I promise you.
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[Describing an opponent who overdosed on the Hyde formula] Mr. Hyde: It's me on a bad day.
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Mr. Hyde: Don't be afraid. Tom Sawyer: Who says I'm afraid? Mr. Hyde: YOU DO. Mina Harker: [Dodging flying chains] Ohh. Mr. Hyde: YOU STINK OF FEAR.
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Sanderson Reed: The Empire needs you. Allan Quatermain: But the question is, do I need the Empire?
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M: They've discovered these attacks are all the work of one man who calls himself the Fantom. Allan Quatermain: Very operatic. And what's in it for him? M: Profit.
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