Other Titles • Porky's II: The Next Day • Porky's II - Der Tag danach (1983)
Quotes from Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
1
Pee Wee: [to Commissioned Gebhart before taking his picture] Say "I'm Ruined!"
(17 votes)
2
Reverend Flavel: Blaspehmy! Shakespeare must go! So sayeth the Shepherd! The Flock Members: SO SAYETH THE FLOCK! Reverend Flavel: And what sayeth you, Mr. Carter? Carter: [very angry at this point] Get the Flock out of here! [the students all start cheering] Reverend Flavel: This means war! HOLY WAR! Flock! FOLLOW!
(19 votes)
3
Reverend Flavel: [after the Klan has crashed Rev. Flavel's revival, bald, naked and circumcised] Behold the Spawn of Satan! The Bowels of Perdition. Hear what I say! I speak Salvation! I speak Redemption! Mickey: [instructing Tommy Turner to turn on the tape recorder] Now. Reverend Flavel: CLEARLY I say this to thee... Commissioner Hurley: Holy Shit! Look at the dick on that son of a bitch! Commissioner Couch: Hey, Mayor! That guy's dork's even bigger that yours! Commissioner Hurley: If you had a dick like that, you could give your secretary a flying@#$%. Mayor Abernathy: Look at that snatch! Woman at Rally: Oh My God! [faints] Little Girl: Oh, Mother. Commissioner Couch: Hey, Mayor. Does Reverend Flavel approve of THIS? Reverend Flavel: [to Mayor] You Scum! Mayor Abernathy: Approve? Are you kidding? Reverend Flavel GAVE me this one! [audience starts booing loudly]
(15 votes)
4
Wendy: Hey waiter! Put shit-face's drink here on Commissioner Gebhart's bill! For piss-sake he's up for re-election next week, you think he can afford this shit.
(15 votes)
5
Graveyard Gloria: I'm so hot! I want all of you guys. But especially you! [indicating Pee Wee]
(15 votes)
6
[drunken and dressed as a zombie] Steve: Brian, really, who do I look like? Brian: [agitated] For the third time... Boris Karloff as "The Mummy".
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