Other Titles • Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol • Citizens on Patrol: Police Academy 4 (1987) • Police Academy 4 - Und jetzt geht's rund (1987)
Quotes from Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol (1987)
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Captain Harris: Don't touch those! Don't you ever touch my balls without asking!
(4 votes)
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Capt. Harris: Citizens On Patrol. What a joke. You know what C.O.P. really stands for Proctor? Lt. Proctor: No sir what? Capt. Harris: Collection Of Pissants. [Proctor laughs] Capt. Harris: That's not funny Proctor. Lt. Proctor: No sir.
(2 votes)
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Zed: Gene, Gene made a machine, and Joe, Joe made it go. Art, Art blew a fart and blew the whole damn thing apart.
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Zed: People just don't understand me. Laura: Maybe if you talk slower... Zed: No, I mean who I am. Man, now I have to worry about my diction too?
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Tackleberry: [Hands over gun to Mrs. Feldman] Now remember, that's a 44 Magnum and it's quite a... [Mrs. Feldman shoots target and the blast catapults her to the lodge] Tackleberry: ...kick. Mrs. Feldman: Damn, that was fun!
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[Mahoney talking to Captain Harris, who just ripped his pants trying to get over a fence] Mahoney: Did anyone tell you what a great tailor you have, Sir? Proctor: I mentioned that, just last week.
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Sgt. Tackleberry: You want to become one with the gun. Feel the gun, caress the gun until it's a living, breathing, vibrating extension of yourself. Sgt. Mahoney: I look for the same in a woman.
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Capt. Harris: Proctor, this is an alley. Lt. Proctor: I know sir but these are the directions Mahoney gave me. Capt. Harris: Mahoney? Lt. Proctor: Yes he says this restaurant has the best salad bar in town. Capt. Harris: Well it damn sure better have! [they go inside] Capt. Harris: Proctor, I don't see a salad bar. Lt. Proctor: [sees the name of the restaurant, "The Blue Oyster"] Look sir. Maybe they serve fresh seafood. [laughs] Capt. Harris: Not funny you idiot!
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Proctor: Gee, sir, I thought you could only get contempt of court for opening your mouth!
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Zed: [singing along] It's getting to the point now when I'm with you, I no longer want to have something stuck in my eye... Your mother, my mother ain't never looked like Florence Henderson...
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Captain Harris: [finding Zed and Laura by the pool] This is not a spawning pool!
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Sgt. Moses Hightower: Yamma, yamma, yamma, yamma, yahhhhma. Who think they can kill the brother, of Medula! If I could rip out the heart of a yak and eat it for breakfast... Arnie: That would bring him back to life? Sgt. Moses Hightower: No, mon. I'm a-hungry!
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