Other Titles • X2 • X2: X-Men United • X² • X-2 • X-Men 2: X-Men United
Quotes from X2 (2003)
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Professor X: Logan, my tolerance of your smoking in the mansion not-withstanding, if you continue to smoke in here, you will spend the rest of your life under the belief that you are a six-year-old girl. Wolverine: You could do that? Professor X: I'd have Jean braid your hair, welcome back.
(103 votes)
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Dr. Jean Grey: Girls flirt with the dangerous guy, they don't bring him home... they marry the good guy. Wolverine: I can be the good guy. Dr. Jean Grey: Logan, the good guy sticks around.
(90 votes)
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Pyro: So, they say you're the bad guy. Magneto: Is that what they say? Pyro: That's a dorky-looking helmet. What's it for? Magneto: This "dorky-looking helmet" is the only thing that's gonna protect me from the real bad guys.
(85 votes)
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[to Pyro] Magneto: You are a god among insects. Never let anyone tell you different.
(82 votes)
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[Cyclops, under Stryker's mind control, attacks Jean, Magneto, and Mystique] Dr. Jean Grey: Go! I'll handle him! Magneto: [to Mystique] This is one lovers' quarrel we cannot get involved in, my dear.
(78 votes)
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Wolverine: If you want to shoot me, then shoot me!
(3 votes)
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[Deathstrike extends her claws] Wolverine: Holy shit.
(3 votes)
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Dr. Jean Grey: Why do you need us? Magneto: Mystique has discovered plans of a base that Stryker's been operating out of for decades. Only we don't know where it is. We thought one of you might. Wolverine: The professor already tried. Magneto: [sighs] Once again, you think it's all about you. [he looks up. They follow his gaze and see Nightcrawler perched in the trees above them]
(2 votes)
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Wolverine: I need you to read my mind again. Professor X: Logan, the mind isn't just a box that can be unlocked and opened, it's a beehive with many... Wolverine: Spare me the lecture.
(2 votes)
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Wolverine: Who am I? William Stryker: If you knew the kind of person you used to be, the work we did together... People don't change, Wolverine. You were an animal then and you're an animal now. I just gave you claws.
(2 votes)
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[in the X-Jet, being pursued by two fighter jets.] Storm: I gotta shake them! [she does a roll with the plane and drops it sharply towards the ground, then levels off] Pyro: [green] Please don't do that again. Wolverine: [green] I agree.
(1 vote)
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Nightcrawler: Guten tag. Wolverine: Who the hell are you? Who the hell is this? Nightcrawler: Kurt Wagner. But in the Munich circus, I was known as The Incredible Nightcrawler! Wolverine: Yeah, save it.
(1 vote)
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Madeline Drake: What exactly do you teach, Professor Logan? Wolverine: Art.
(1 vote)
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Madeline Drake: You have to understand, we thought we were sending Bobby to a school for the gifted. Rogue: Bobby is gifted. You should see what he can do. [Bobby proceeds to freeze the tea his mother is drinking]
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Pyro: You know all those dangerous mutants you hear about in the news? I'm the worst one.
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Magneto: The war has begun...
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Professor X: Eric what have you done? Magneto: I'm sorry, Charles. I couldn't help it. Professor X: What have you told Stryker? Magneto: Everything.
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Storm: Kurt, it's about to get very cold in here. Nightcrawler: I'm not going anywhere.
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Magneto: [Magneto uses his power to stop the X-Jet from crashing] When will these people learn how to fly?
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[Pyro gets into a fight with some kids in the food court, and sets one's clothes on fire. Bobby puts it out with a jet of ice. Just as everyone is staring at them, they freeze. There is dead silence] Rogue: Bobby, what did you do? Bobby: I didn't do it. Professor X: No, but I did. [Professor X. wheels up] Professor X: And the next time you feel like showing off... don't.
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[looking over Stryker's confidential papers] President McKenna: How did you get these? Professor X: Well, let's just say I know a little girl who can walk through walls.
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Nightcrawler: Excuse me? They say you can imitate anybody, even their voice. Mystique: [as Nightcrawler] Even their voice. Nightcrawler: Then why not stay in disguise all the time? You know, look like everyone else. Mystique: Because we shouldn't have to.
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Policeman: Put the knives down! Wolverine: I can't.
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Wolverine: She did make a choice, Scott. It was you.
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Wolverine: Who are you? William Stryker: Don't you remember?
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Cyclops: Everybody stand back. Dr. Jean Grey: Scott no. His mind is connected to Cerebro. Opening the door, could kill him and everyone his mind is linked to. Storm: Wait, Kurt, I need you to take me inside. Cyclops: Storm, who is this guy? Who are you? Nightcrawler: My name is Kurt Wagner, but in the Munich Circus... Storm: He's a teleporter. Nightcrawler: I told you, If I can't see where I'm going... Storm: I have faith in you. Dr. Jean Grey: Don't believe anything you see in there. Nightcrawler: Our father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come, thy will be done on Earth as it is in heaven.
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Madeline Drake: Bobby? Aren't you supposed to be in school? William Drake: Do you know him? [they look at Logan] Bobby: That's Professor... Logan. Mom, Dad... there's something I need to tell you.
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Dr. Jean Grey: [closing monologue] Mutation. It is the key to our evolution. It has enabled us to evolve from a single-celled organism into the dominant species on the planet. This process is slow and normally taking thousands and thousands of years. But every few hundred millennia, evolution leaps forward.
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Professor X: William... William Stryker: Oh, please Xavier, don't get up.
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Storm: [about Nightcrawler's scars] So... What are they? Nightcrawler: They're angelic symbols, passed on to mankind by the archangel Gabriel. Storm: They're beautiful. How many do you have? Nightcrawler: One for every sin. So quite a few.
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William Stryker: Sergeant, kill everyone that approaches; even if it is me.
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William Stryker: I've been working with mutants for as long as you have, Xavier. And in all that time, the frustrating thing is that nobody really knows how many even exist, or how to find them... except you.
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Magneto: [approaching an incapacitated Xavier] How does it look from there Charles? Still fighting the good fight? From here it looks like they're not playing by your rules... Maybe it's time to play by theirs!
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William Stryker: If there's one thing I know more than anyone else, it's my own work. Seal the room. Shoot it.
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Professor X: Oh, my God, William, this is your son! What have you... William Stryker: No, Charles. My son is dead. Just like the rest of you!
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[to Wolverine] Magneto: The professor thought you would be able to figure it out on your own. He gives you more credit than I do.
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Mystique: No-one's left a scar quite like you. Wolverine: What do you want, an apology? Mystique: [bites him sexily on the ear] You know what I want. [she transforms into Storm, then Rogue] Mystique: But what do you want? [Wolverine pushes her off him. Then she transforms into Stryker] Mystique: What do you really want? Wolverine: I want you to leave. [Mystique exits, glaring] Wolverine: [under his breath] Jesus.
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Bobby: Have you ever wanted to be with someone so badly, but you can't? [pause] Bobby: I've seen how you look at Professor Grey. Wolverine: Excuse me? Bobby: Nothing.
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Bobby: This is Cyclops' car. Wolverine: Oh, yeah? [pops his middle claw, and uses it to turn the ignition]
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Little Girl 143: I've got my eyes on you.
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Sgt. Lyman: Sir, the Cerebro device has been completed according to your specifications. William Stryker: Good. [Lyman looks at the monitor showing the room where the mutant children are being held prisoner.] Sgt. Lyman: If I may ask, sir, why are we keeping the children? William Stryker: I'm a scientist, Sgt. Lyman. When I build a machine, I want to make sure it's working.
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Professor X: It is an historical fact, sharing has never been humanity's defining attribute.
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Bobby: [to Rogue] I'll try to find some clothes, [to John] Bobby: Don't burn anything.
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Bobby: I found some of my Mom's old clothes. I think they're from before I was born. Rogue: Groovy.
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[they're playing thumb war] Bobby: You're so dead. Rogue: No, you're dead. [they get closer and Bobby leans in for a kiss] Rogue: I don't want to hurt you. Bobby: I'm not afraid.
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Wolverine: How long have you been here? Bobby: Couple of years, it's not so bad. Wolverine: What about your parents, they just shipped you off to mutant school? Bobby: Actually, my parents think this is a prep school. Wolverine: Well, I guess lots of prep schools have their own campus, dorms, kitchens... Bobby: Jets?
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Magneto: [to Professor X] You should have killed me when you had the chance!
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Magneto: Charles Xavier. Have you come to rescue me? Professor X: Sorry, Eric, not today.
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William Stryker: I have found evidence of a mutant training facility in upstate New York. Senator Kelly: This facility is a school. William Stryker: Sure it is.
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President McKenna: What is that? William Stryker: A jet. President McKenna: What kind of jet? William Stryker: We don't know-but it comes out of the basketball court.
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