THE CORE
RATING: 6/10
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PLOT:
The Earth's core has suddenly come to a complete halt and it's up to the U.S.
government, along with a raggedy band of know-it-alls to drill through the
planet's outer core, drop some nuclear warheads into its inner-core and
theoretically, get it running again. I'm not sure why they didn't just ask
Superman to fly down there and "take care of business", but I guess that would
have been "too ridiculous". Lots of drilling ensues...
CRITIQUE:
A decent "disaster" flick that touches upon all of the staple marks that any pic
of its genre requires including a catastrophic opening, the government's
assemblage of a ragtag team of experts from various fields, scenes of
preparation and CGI destruction, a few one-liners, a few emotional moments, a
few suspenseful flashes and various dire situations in which it appears as
though there is no way out until...McGyver shows up with a fingernail and some
string and the world is saved!! Seriously though, if there was one main
difference between this movie and a number of other such films that were in
"vogue" a few years ago, it would be the fact that this one seems to have
gathered a number of "real" actors, as opposed to the name "stars" involved in
the others. What that brings to this flick is a little bit more development in
its characters (I stress the words "little" and "bit"), and at the very least,
more believability in terms of their personas. Having said that, just like most
movies which a grand cast, it's almost impossible to get into full details about
each character, so consider the "black woman" mining the mission controls on
Earth (a wasted Alfre Woodard), the "computer geek" who is ugly, a virgin and
loves his "Hot Pockets" (advertising at its best/worst) or the genius teacher
who would apparently rather teach a handful of bored students at his university
than dedicate his obvious brains to a grander, more altruistic, position (maybe
he's not that bright after all). Stanley Tucci's character is also way too
arrogant/self-centered for someone in his position, but considering THE CORE's
"disaster movie" nametag, moronic comments from a character as such were likely
just "par for the course". On the whole though, the characters worked as an
ensemble and even connected to me on certain levels, since I actually got a tad
emotional when shit hit the fan for some of them.
The best thing about the film had to be its pace though. Talk about moving
things along! Props go out to director Jon Amiel for establishing a solid flow
from the panic of its early scenes right on into the actual mission sequences
all of which held together nicely, featured a number of "how are they gonna get
out of this one?" moments, as well as plenty of entertaining action. The film
also included a number of expected, and unexpected, surprises. What I mean by
that is that you obviously know that certain things are going to go wrong, but
you never really know which shoe is going to drop (although I think we can all
agree that the "French" crewmember never had a chance). More kudos go out to the
filmmakers for not including some bogus romance on board or for making
this-or-that-person an all-out "bad guy", which thankfully made it all a little
more believable than I thought it might be. Plot-wise, I'm not going to get all
"scientific" on anyone's ass and attempt to dissect the mission's "factual"
claims, but I will say that I found it completely ridiculous that the film
suggested that the U.S. government was essentially guarding this "end of the
world" secret from all other governments and press, mostly through a geek who
kept things under wrap on the Internet. Huh?? Doesn't anyone report in the print
press, TV or radio anymore? Apparently not. But on the whole, the plot wasn't as
gap-filled as I thought it might be (you also gotta love how everyone in the
film would "dumb" their explanations down for the audience-"me stupid, no
understand") and even the CGI, which looked pretty horrible in the trailer (i.e.
Rome Coliseum), was okay, especially the underground stuff.
Unfortunately, the only actual memorable scenes that I could muster from this
film were the space shuttle landing (which was also a little eerie) and the
homage to "The Birds", which was kinda exciting. Other than that, the movie
offers a quick pace, moments of suspense and a little something called "action",
but nothing particularly special or groundbreaking. In other words, if you're
going into this movie expecting to be blown away, I would suggest you lower your
expectations, but if you're just looking for a decent "popcorn" flick, this
might just be it. I would, however, be remiss if I didn't mention how odd it was
to watch a "disaster" film as such under the circumstances of our real world at
this point in time. Depending on how you deal with such things yourself, this
movie might just make you feel even more F'd up about the whole thing, or you'll
just enjoy the ride and consider this "mindless entertainment", which is most
certainly what it was aiming to be in the first place. Either way, THE CORE
sucks. Just kidding...it's actually "okay".
Where's JoBlo coming from?
Armageddon (8/10) - Deep Impact (6/10) - Godzilla (4/10) - Mission to Mars
(3/10) - The Peacemaker (4/10) - The Perfect Storm (7/10) - Solaris (8/10) -
Titan A.E. (7/10) - Vertical Limit (6/10)
Review Date: March 30, 2003
Director: Jon Amiel
Writers: Cooper Layne, John Rogers
Producers: Cooper Layne, David Foster, Sean Bailey
Actors: Aaron Eckhart as Josh
Hilary Swank as Beck
Stanley Tucci as Dr. Zimsky
Genre: Disaster
Year of Release: 2003
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