Other Titles • The New Guy (2002) • The new Guy - Auf die ganz coole Tour (2002)
Quotes from The New Guy (2002)
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Luther: High school is a lot like prison: Bad food, high fences; the sex you want, you ain't gettin', the sex you gettin', you don't want. I've seen terrible things. Dizzy: Yesterday, an eighty-year-old librarian broke my penis. Luther: You win.
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Glen: I imagine God having an ass like that. Did that sound gay?
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Danielle: I don't even know what to call you. Dizzy/Gil: BROKE dick seems to be popular.
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Luther: You know those moments when a man makes a decision that'll change his entire life and he steps up to become the hero he was meant to be? This ain't one of those moments.
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Luther: If you're gonna talk the talk, you gotta walk the walk. Otherwise you'll be lined in chalk.
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Nora: He's got kind of a... Brad Pitt thing going there. Glen: I saw a little... Anne Heche there too. Does *that* sound gay?
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Danielle: Carmen: more cheer, less pole dance, 'kay? You don't want guys stuffing bills down your panties. Carmen: What panties?
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Connor: What are you doing, freak? Dizzy: Knocking you into the hall, and me into the history books.
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Connor: I think I oughta go over there and kick his ass. Danielle: That's great, because I've always dreamed of dating the expelled guy. Courtney: Expelled guys rock!
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Dizzy: The point is, today nobody stuffed me in my locker or singed off my ass hair.
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Kirk: That is, without doubt, the sluttiest girl I have ever seen. Glen: You have to do her, and while you're doing her, think of me. Okay that sounded gay.
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Kirk: If anyone's lost a pair of balls we have found them. Wait, there's a name here. Dizzy Harrison, please pick your balls up and scrotum, that's balls and scrotum at counter 5. Music Store Employee(Seth): That's my microphone!
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Dizzy: Did we give up when Pearl Harbor was bombed? Football player #72: Hey, I thought that movie made money.
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Luther: Sorry you had to see that. I've been in prison for a long time.
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[teaching Dizzy how to fight] Clem: First thing you wanna do is gouge the dude's eyes out. Luther: Hey, it's just kids in high school. Clem: Oh. So you're gonna want to fight dirty.
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Dizzy: We're not playing Everquest, Kirk, we're on planet Earth.
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Kiki Pierce: Denial is not just a river in Egypt!
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Kiki Pierce: [to Dizzy's dad] I'm afraid your son has Tourettes Syndrome. Dizzy: Are you out of your fucking mind?
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