Mrs. Winterbourne: She is Hugh's widow, and she has just given birth to my grandson, under 200 tons of twisted metal. Now, I don't care if she turns out to be a Colombian drug lord, I'm going to help her all I can. And unless you start treating her with some respect, I'll take you over my knee and spank you! And don't you think for one minute that I can't do it... Bill: [exasperated] Paco... Paco: [snorts] My money's on her.
(29 votes)
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[Putting a drunk Paco to bed] Bill Winterbourne: Let's make a Paco taco!
(29 votes)
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"If it weren't for this body, I'd live forever." -- Grace Winterbourne (SHIRLEY MacLAINE)
(20 votes)
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Connie: What's this? Paco: This is a Rolls Royce. Connie: Wow, that's like the Cadillac of automobiles, huh? Paco: No, the Mercedes-Benz is the Cadillac of automobiles. This is a Rolls Royce.
(21 votes)
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Grace Winterbourne: How did I ever raise such a snob? Bill Winterbourne: It's a mystery Mother... let's ask the servants.
(20 votes)
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Connie: Oh, Mother Winterbourne. Come in. Grace Winterbourne: Mother Winterbourne! That's what I called my mother-in-law because she seemed so cold and distant. Connie: Oh. What did you end up calling her? Grace Winterbourne: Mother Winterbourne. She was cold and distant.
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[Connie and Grace have performed a duet in which Connie has had to fake her lines] Christine: What a singular interpretation! Connie/Practicia Winterbourne: Oh, fuck off. Grace Winterbourne: You heard her, fuck off.
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Connie: It's nice to meet a grown man who's still afraid of his mommy.
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