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Modern Problems (1981)

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Directed by
Ken Shapiro

Written by
Ken Shapiro, Tom Sherohman

Cast
Chevy Chase, Patti D'Arbanville, Dabney Coleman, Mary Kay Place, Nell Carter [more]


DVD Release Date
• R1: Feb 22, 2005

MPAA Rating
PG

Running Time
1 hour, 29 minutes

Country USA

Studio 20th Century Fox

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Other Titles
• Modern Problems
• Schatz, du strahlst ja so! (1981)



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 Quotes from Modern Problems (1981)
1
[after snorting up a bunch of powder that was supposed to banish the 'demons' from his system]
Max: Ahahahaha...I like it!

  
2
Max: I'm starting to see things move in thin air. Like this morning, I think I caused Darcy's coffee cup to slide across the table and crash. And then everything around was shaking and quaking...
Brian Stills: You trashed the place 'cause you're mad at this daisy chick, right?
Max: No, no, Brian, I did it but I didn't touch anything.
Brian Stills: Look, we all think we got some monster inside us that's ready to explode any minute. You break things. I masturbate, so what? Same difference.

  
3
Brian Stills: Are you still seeing things move?
Max: I'm making things move.
Brian Stills: Max, could you sit down? I have a crick in my neck.

  
4
Dorita: According to these chicken guts, there's going to be an awfully big ruckus here this weekend.

  
5
Darcy: Max, please, what is the matter with you lately? I was kidding.
Max: Look at my face. I can't go to dinner like this. Look.
Darcy: Your face looks fine.
Max: I'm not going. I'm staying up here.
Darcy: Max. Max, you promised me that you would try to relax and be close to me this weekend.
Max: You were only kidding?

  
6
Lorraine: Are you gonna be okay?
Max: Oh, yeah, I think things will be okay.
Lorraine: Good.
Mark: Well, not necessarily.

  


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