Other Titles • Midnight Cowboy • Asphalt-Cowboy (1969)
Quotes from Midnight Cowboy (1969)
1
Towny: Oh, Joe it's... it's so difficult, I - You're a nice person, Joe, I- I- I should never have asked you up here, you're... You're a lovely person, really. Oh, God, I loathe life, I loathe it! Please go, please.
(69 votes)
2
Shirley: You fell. Hey fella, you fell.
(67 votes)
3
Gretel McAlbertson: Why are you stealing food? Ratso Rizzo: I was just, uh, noticing that you're out of salami. I think you oughtta have somebody go over to the delicatessen, you know, bring some more back. Gretel McAlbertson: Gee, well, you know, it's free. You don't have to steal it. Ratso Rizzo: Well, if it's free, then I ain't stealin'.
(65 votes)
4
Ratso Rizzo: You know, in my own place, my name ain't Ratso. I mean, it just so happens that in my own place my name is Enrico Salvatore Rizzo. Joe Buck: Well, I can't say all that. Ratso Rizzo: Rico, then.
(68 votes)
5
Joe Buck: I only get carsick on boats.
(63 votes)
6
Ratso Rizzo: You want the word on that brother-and-sister act, Hansel's a fag and Gretel's got the hots for herself, so who cares, right? Load up on the salami.
(3 votes)
7
Joe Buck: I like the way I look. Makes me feel good, it does. And women like me, goddammit. Hell, the only one thing I ever been good for is lovin'. Women go crazy for me, that's a really true fact! Ratso, hell! Crazy Annie they had to send her away! Ratso Rizzo: Then, how come you ain't scored once the whole time you been in New York?
8
[At the gravesite of his father] Ratso Rizzo: He was even dumber than you. He couldn't even write his whole name. "X," that's what it ought to say on that goddamn headstone, one big lousy "X."
9
Ratso Rizzo: Here I am, goin' to Florida, my leg hurts, my butt hurts, my chest hurts, my face hurts, and like that ain't enough, I gotta pee all over myself. [Joe Buck laughs] Ratso Rizzo: That's funny? I'm fallin' apart here! Joe Buck: It's just - Know what happened? You just took a little rest stop that wasn't on the schedule!
10
Ratso Rizzo: Excuse my vulgarity.
11
Ratso Rizzo: Frankly, you're beginning to smell and for a stud in New York, that's a handicap.
12
Ratso Rizzo: I'm walking here! I'm walking here!
13
Joe Buck: Uh, well, sir, I ain't a f'real cowboy. But I am one helluva stud!
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