Michael: You know, I invented marriage Pansy Milbank: Oh really? Michael: Yep. All these people were milling around, trying to get together, everything was in chaos so I told 'em, "Have a ceremony".
(25 votes)
2
Huey Driscoll: Can I just pull on your wings to see how they're attached? Michael: Why don't you pull on your pecker to see how it's attached? Pansy Milbank: Hey. Language. Frank Quinlan: An angel that says "pecker." Pansy Milbank: Language.
(24 votes)
3
Michael: You can *never* have too much sugar!
(24 votes)
4
Michael: Remember what John and Paul said. Frank Quinlan: The apostles? Michael: No, the Beatles. All you need is love.
(23 votes)
5
Michael: Whatever they say, you can never have too much of earth.
(22 votes)
6
Michael: You gotta learn to laugh, it's the way to true love.
7
Michael: The miles will fly and your children won't cry, if you play car bingo.
8
Huey Driscoll: My wife has lips like a blowfish.
9
Michael: I'm not that kind of angel.
10
Frank Quinlan: Bring him back. Michael: That's not my area. Frank Quinlan: Would someone please tell me what his area is? Don't give me that "that's not my area" stuff. BRING HIM BACK.
11
Michael: Battle!
12
Dorothy Winters: It's cookies, he smells like cookies, and the smell gets stronger when he's in heat.
13
[repeated line, while cooking breakfast] Pansy Milbank: Over easy!
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