Magnet: I would'a made it out too... if my pocket didn't start barkin'.
(26 votes)
2
Zero: I'm not stupid, I know everyone thinks I am, I just don't like answering stupid questions.
(27 votes)
3
Mr. Pendanski: Mr.Pendanski: [wakes up after being hit with a shovel] Mr. Pendanski: I'll have the chicken tenders, Warden.
(26 votes)
4
Mr. Sir: Once upon a time there was a magical place where it never rained, the end.
(19 votes)
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Mr. Pendanski: D-I-G. What does that spell? Zero: [takes shovel and hits Mr. Pendanski on the head] DIG.
(18 votes)
6
Texas Ranger #2: Marion Seville! Mr. Sir: [freezes] Oh, crap.
(2 votes)
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Zig-Zag: Say, I didn't know Marion was a man's name? Mr. Sir: It's ain't.
(1 vote)
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The Warden Walker: I'm surrounded by cow turds.
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Mr. Sir: [his face has a huge scar] I think I look kinda purty, don't you?
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The Warden Walker: [repeated line] Excuse me?
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Young Warden: I'm tired of this, Grandpa ... Trout Walker: [shouts] That's too damn bad! You keep digging! Young Warden: Well, excuse me.
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The Warden Walker: Stanley, won't you just open it? Just let me see what's inside it, please! Stanley: Excuse me?
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Mr. Pendanski: Here, Theodore. Armpit: Man, the name is Armpit.
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Mr. Pendanski: They all have their little nicknames, however I prefer to use the names their parents gave them,the names society will recognize them by.
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Mr. Pendanski: You are here on account of one person; do you know who that one person is? Stanley: Yeah, my no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing-great-great-grandfather, that's who it is. Mr. Pendanski: No you.
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Stanley: Man how did she know my name? Zig-Zag: Oh, man, she's got the whole place wired. Oh yeah, she has these little cameras and microphones all over the place. In the tent, in the rec room, in the showers. Stanley: They're not in the showers. Squid: Oh don't listen to him. I read his file. It said he suffers from, um, oh. acute paranoia. Magnet: So I guess that means she watches me everyday, huh. Armpit: Man, he said cameras and microphones, not microscopes.
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Mr. Pendanski: No one cares about Hector Zeroni. Stanley: I do.
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Sam: [repeated line] I can fix that.
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Zig-Zag: [singing] You got to go and dig those holes. With broken hands and withered souls. Emancipated from all you know. You got to go and dig those holes.
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Stanley: You know what I keep thinkin' of? Zero: What? Stanley: How fine this Mary Lou must've looked like in a bikini.
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Zero: What do you thinks up there? Stanley: I don't know, a great big Frosty-Freeze? Zero: Good, 'cause I could use a hot fudge sundae.
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[X-ray takes Stanley's shovel] Magnet: You picked up X-Ray's shovel. It's shorter than the rest of 'em. Squid: Smaller shovel, smaller hole.
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Mr. Sir: I ain't on stupid pills.
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The Warden Walker: Is that all you jackasses can dig?
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Magnet: Maybe he found Zero. Maybe they're still alive. X-Ray: Yeah, and maybe the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy are still alive. Squid: Maybe my mom'll stop drinkin' and my dad'll come back. Twitch: Man when Caveman stole that truck... oh... Zig-Zag: That was awesome. Armpit: Yeah, Caveman did have style.
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Zero: Did they have red X's on them? Squid: You got Zero to talk. Armpit: Hey yo, what else can you do Zero? [Zero looks at his food] Stanley: Yeah. Yeah they did.
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Stanley: [in the Court Room] Well, I've never been to camp before...
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Stanley: I stole a pair of shoes. Squid: From a store or were they on someone's feet? Zig-Zag: No, he killed the guy first, just left out that little detail, huh?
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The Warden Walker: How about you dig, and Caveman can fill the canteens? So what do you want to do? Mr. Pendanski: I'll fill the canteens.
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Zig-Zag: Did you tell him about the lizards?
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Magnet: Hey. Maybe it'll rain for 40 days and 40 nights, like it did in the Bible. Armpit: Yeah, maybe we'll have to build an arc. Squid: We'll get two of every animal... X-Ray: Yeah, two scorpions, two rattlesnakes, two yellow spotted lizards all that.
32
Twitch: I never mean to steal anything, but when I see a nice car, I just start twitching. You think I'm jumpy now, you should've seen me behind the wheel of that Mustang convertible. Whoo! Vroom!
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Twitch: Jaguar, that's a nice car. Magnet: Don't even think about it, Twitch.
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Armpit: Look at the little fishes... I mean cave pictures.
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Zig-Zag: He's not going to take it. Come here - eat the cookie.
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Stanley: Look, it says KB Zig-Zag: Yeah... yeah that's Keith Barrenger. Squid: Who? Zig-Zag: He was in my math class.
37
Mr. Pendanski: It smells like puke from a mule been 'ruminating on asparagus for two weeks.
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Stanley's Mother: I feel so sorry for the old lady who lived in the shoe, 'cause it must've smelled real bad.
39
Mr. Sir: This ain't a girl scout camp!
40
Mr. Sir: This ain't no kindergarteners in the sandbox!
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Mr. Sir: How did that get there? Did it fall from the sky?
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Madame Zeroni: If only, if only, the woodpecker sighs, / The bark on the tree was as soft as the skies. / The wolf waits below, hungry and lonely, / And cries to the moon, / If only if only.
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The Warden Walker: This is my special nail polish. I make it myself. You Want to know my secret ingredient? Rattlesnake venom. I just love what it does to the coloring. It's perfectly harmless... when it's dry.
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Mr. Sir: Stanley Yelnats... the Fourth? Stanley: Everyone in my family names their son Stanley, 'cause it's Yelnats backwards. It's this little... tradition.
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Madame Zeroni: If you forget to come back for Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity!
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Mr. Pendanski: Stanley, if you've got any questions, just ask Theodore. Theodore will be your mentor. Got that, Theodore? Armpit: Yeah, man. Whatever, dude. Mr. Pendanski: I'm depending on you. It should be no labor to be nice to your neighbor.
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Mr. Pendanski: The early mole digs the deepest hole.
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Stanley: Hector, I'm glad you stole those shoes and threw 'em on my head.
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Clyde 'Sweetfeet' Livingston: I don't understand what type of person steals from homeless children. You're no fan of mine.
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Mr. Sir: You take a bad boy, make him dig holes all day in the hot sun, it turns him into a good boy. That's our philosophy here at camp green lake.
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