Krishna Ravindra: My name's Ravindra. What's yours? Frederick J. Frenger Jr.: Trouble. [Grabs Ravindra's hand and breaks his finger]
(38 votes)
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Frederick J. Frenger Jr.: The first thing they shoulda told you at your hooker classes is that you shouldn't ask so many fucking questions.
(16 votes)
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Frederick J. Frenger Jr.: Do you know any married people today? They're a team. They pull together and they get rich. They got it all.
(15 votes)
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Frederick J. Frenger Jr.: Now I'll tell you what. I want you to sew my eyebrow back on.
(15 votes)
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Susie Waggoner: I had to give him the benefit of the doubt. He always ate everything I ever gave him and he never hit me.
(15 votes)
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Sergeant Frank Lackley: He got your gun... your badge... and your teeth? You are a disgrace to the police force.
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Ellita Sanchez: Is she really Princess Not-so-bright or is she pretending?
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Sergeant Hoke Moseley: Your turn to notify the next of kin? Sergeant Bill Henderson: No way. I did the fat lady that sat on the kid. That's good for two.
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Frederick J. Frenger Jr.: Where IS the whipping cream? Convenience Store Clerk: We're out.
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