Lt. Penelope Carpenter: You know about the Navy's rules against fraternization among officers. Lt. Cmdr. Quinton McHale: Well, I guess I'm retired again!
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Capt. Wallace B. Binghampton: Did we wake you up? Willie: No sir, we've been up since the crack of noon.
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Lt. Cmdr. Quinton McHale: Remember to try tonight's drink special: Stolen Vodka Surprise. We stole Vladikov's vodka. Surprise!
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Capt. Wallace B. Binghampton: Just a warning, anyone or anything sleeping in the trees will be SHOT!
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[going through contraband items] Capt. Wallace B. Binghampton: McHale's Mai Tai... McHale's Ale... McHale's Girls of the San Ysidro Islands calendar? Will somebody explain to me what this is? Parker: You see, sir, these are scantily-clad yet tasteful photos of women the men use as an... Capt. Wallace B. Binghampton: Shut up!
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[during bar brawl] Virgil: Well, it seems that my stuntmen have arrived. I'd better go... rehearse.
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Lt. Cmdr. Quinton McHale: Cuba. The land of oppression. And opportunity.
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Lt. Cmdr. Quinton McHale: [under attack by Vladimir] This guy's a real prick!
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Lt. Penelope Carpenter: Captain, with all due respect: Are you NUTS?
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