Brad Gluckman: Traffic, traffic lookin' fo my chapstick, feelin' kinda car sick, there's a Ford Maverick.
(112 votes)
2
Brad Gluckman: I got sumtin' to say, and I need the world to hear it. I'm a lyricologist. I can rap about anything. Shrink, shrink. Blinkity-blink. Tried to make me think. Wanna go to my sink. And vomit. Clean it up wit' Comet. Earth is my planet. See? I'm the shiznit.
(79 votes)
3
PJ: What make you think you know what goes down up in the hood anyway? B-rad: BET.
(57 votes)
4
Brad Gluckman: My name is B-rad. Not Robbie van Winkle. I like my lattes non-fat and don't fo-get the sprinkle.
(50 votes)
5
B-Rad: And If I work hard, I can be the biggest rapper there ever was? Ronnie Rizzat: Rapper? Hell, no, you stink. B-Rad: Don't be hatin'. Ronnie Rizzat: I'd rather eat garbage then listen to your tired-ass rhymes.
(49 votes)
6
Tec: Hey, yo, that was ill. Hey, where'd you learn that from? B-rad: Grand Theft Auto 3. Tec: Word? Can I borrow that? B-rad: You got a, uh, Playstation 2? Tec: Nah, I got GameCast. B-rad: GameCast? Well, there's GameCube and then there's Dreamcast. Which you got? Tec: Well, I said I got Gamecast, man. Damn! I can't afford it!
(10 votes)
7
[seeing a scary movie] B-Rad: RUN, BITCH! HE GONNA KIIILLLLL YOU!
(10 votes)
8
[another car runs through Tec's house] Tec: Damn doesn't anyone know where the damn driveway is!
(9 votes)
9
B-rad: KING KONG... AIN'T GOT NOTHIN'... ON ME! AAAAAGHHHHHH! [starts firing pistols wildly]
(6 votes)
10
PJ: If you jacked it, how come you got a receipt? B-Rad: I stole that too.
(2 votes)
11
B-Rad: Stuart Little? Ronnie Rizzat: Negro please. That little white rat ain't got nuttin' on me.
(1 vote)
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B-Rad: I'm gonna be on the campaign trizzy too, 24/7. you know, kissin' babies and whatnot.
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B-Rad: [to his parents and psychiatrist about when he becomes a famous rapper] I'll buy you ALL cars.
14
B-Rad: [on being kidnapped and shoved into the trunk of a car] Shotgun!
15
Hadji: [to Monster] What are you supposed to be, Robo-bitch?
16
Sean: [raising the roof] Holler back, player!
17
Sean: [in front of Shondra's house, to B-rad] You a long way from the beach now, punk! We in South Central! The ghetto! The projects! [Shondra gives him a dirty look] Sean: We run hardcore up in here. People get killed here errrrrrry day! PJ: [throws up signs] YAY YAAAAAYYYYY! Sandy: [walks past the house with two other cute little girls] Shondra, can you come over later? Princess just had puppies. Shondra: [sweetly] Okay, Sandy. Bye. PJ: [after B-Rad gives him a funny look] Pitbull puppies, fool! Sean: And they mean, too.
18
Tec: [high-pitched scream] STOP IT! You say one more line and I'mma have to smoke myself!
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