[Delivering Alfalfa's letter to Darla] Buckwheat: Dear Darla, I hate your stinking guts. You make me vomit. You're scum between my toes! Love, Alfalfa.
(52 votes)
2
Buckwheat: Quick, what's the number for 911?
(52 votes)
3
Alfalfa: Then the clouds opened up and God said, "I hate you, Alfalfa!"
(42 votes)
4
Mr. Welling: If you were my kids, I'd punish you. Stymie: If we were YOUR kids, we'd punish ourselves!
(32 votes)
5
Buckwheat: I got a dollar, I got a dollar, I got a dollar hey, hey, hey, hey
(32 votes)
6
Alfalfa: Why am I soaking wet? Porky: Don't worry, Alfalfa. I used to have the same problem.
(4 votes)
7
Alfalfa: You only meet your once in a lifetime friends... once in a lifetime.
(4 votes)
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Uh Huh: Actually, I've always had a rather extensive vocabulary, not to mention a phenomenal grasp of grammar and a superlative command of syntax. I simply chose not to employ them.
(3 votes)
9
Waldo: We just moved into town. My father bought the oil refinery. Darla: That explains why you're so refined! Alfalfa: Yeah, and so oily!
(3 votes)
10
Buckwheat: Hey, my mom's here! Porky: [sarcastically] Whoopi!
(3 votes)
11
Stymie: Porky, you sure know how to make a sand-wich! Porky: That wasn't sand, that was kitty litter. Buckwheat: Don't worry, it's pretty fresh.
(2 votes)
12
Stymie: I... Stymie... Member in good standing of the He-Man Woman Haters Club... Do solemnly swear to be a he-man and hate women and not play with them or talk to them unless I have to. And especially: never fall in love, and if I do may I die slowly and painfully and suffer for hours - or until I scream bloody murder.
(2 votes)
13
A.J. Ferguson: Is that a cowlick, or are you just happy to see me?
(2 votes)
14
[about Spanky and Alfalfa's friendship] Stymie: You're a team, like Bert and Ernie, Superman and Clark Kent, Milli and Vanilli.
(2 votes)
15
Buckwheat: Hey, Uh-Huh, does it stink in there? Uh-Huh: Uh-Huh!
(1 vote)
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Darla: Alfalfa, that's a part of you I've never seen before!
(1 vote)
17
The Rascals: [singing] We are he-man woman haters/ We feed girls to alligators/ Our clubhouse burned down mighty low/ But we've got a plan to make some dough!
18
Butch: Any last words? Alfalfa: Yeah, uh! See ya!
19
Stymie: Wood doesn't grow on trees!
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