Other Titles • Spider-Man: The Motion Picture (2001)
Quotes from Spider-Man (2002)
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[talking about Spider-Man] Punk Rock Girl: Guy with eight hands. Sounds hot.
(78 votes)
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[last lines] Peter Parker: [voiceover] Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words: "With great power comes great responsibility." This is my gift, my curse. Who am I? I'm Spider-man.
(74 votes)
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[in Aunt May's hospital room] Peter Parker: [relating to M.J. what he supposedly said to Spider-man] I said, um, Spider-man, I said, uh, the great thing about M.J. is when you look in her eyes, and she's looking back in yours, everything feels not quite normal, because you feel stronger, and weaker at the same time. You feel excited, and at the same time, terrified. The truth is you don't know what you feel, except you know what kind of man you want to be. It's as if you've reached the unreachable, and you weren't ready for it. Mary Jane: You said that? Peter Parker: Oh, something like that...
(56 votes)
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Green Goblin: Spider-Man. This is why only fools are heroes - because you never know when some lunatic will come along with a sadistic choice. Let die the woman you love... or suffer the little children. Make your choice, Spider-Man, and see how a hero is rewarded. Spider-Man: Don't do it, Goblin. Green Goblin: We are who we choose to be... now, CHOOSE.
(53 votes)
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Hoffman: Mr. Jameson they are very important clients, they can't wait. J. Jonah Jameson: They're about to.
(43 votes)
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Bonesaw McGraw: Hey freak show! You're going nowhere. I got you for three minutes. Three minutes of playtime.
(5 votes)
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[first words] Green Goblin: Back to formula! [he hurls Doctor Strong through glass and leaps after him, baring his teeth]
(5 votes)
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Mary Jane: I think I have a super-hero stalker.
(6 votes)
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[first lines] Peter Parker: [voiceover] Who am I? You sure you want to know? The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If somebody said it was a happy little tale... if somebody told you I was just your average ordinary guy, not a care in the world... somebody lied.
(6 votes)
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J. Jonah Jameson: No jobs! Freelance! Best thing in the world for a kid your age. You bring me some more pictures of that newspaper-selling clown, maybe I'll take 'em off your hands. But I never said you have a job. *Meat*. I'll send you a nice box of Christmas meat. It's the best I can do - get out of here.
(6 votes)
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Norman Osborn: Don't tell Harry.
(5 votes)
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Peter Parker: Can I do anything for you? Aunt May: You do too much - college, a job, all this time with me... You're not Superman, you know.
(3 votes)
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Peter Parker: You don't trust anyone, that's your problem. J. Jonah Jameson: I trust my barber.
(5 votes)
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Norman Osborn: Sorry I was late. Work was murder.
(5 votes)
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Peter Parker: No matter what I do, no matter how hard I try, the ones I love will always be the ones who pay.
(3 votes)
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J. Jonah Jameson: If we can get a picture of Julia Roberts in a thong, we can certainly get a picture of this weirdo.
(4 votes)
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Uncle Ben: I know I'm not your father... Peter Parker: Then stop pretending to be!
(2 votes)
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Spider-Man: You have a knack for getting in trouble. Mary Jane: You have a knack for saving my life. I think I have a superhero stalker. Spider-Man: I was in the neighborhood...
(2 votes)
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Hoffman: We've got a page six problem. J. Jonah Jameson: We've got a page one problem, shut up.
(2 votes)
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Mary Jane: Who are you? Spider-Man: You know who I am. Mary Jane: I do? Spider-Man: Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.
(2 votes)
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Peter Parker: Hey! It's me again! Mary Jane: Hey! Peter Parker: How was your audition? Mary Jane: How'd you know? Peter Parker: The hotline. Your mom, told my aunt, told me. [pauses] Peter Parker: So how'd it go? Mary Jane: Oh. They said I needed acting lessons. A soap opera told me I needed acting lessons. Peter Parker: Well, let me buy you a cheeseburger. Sky's the limit. Up to seven dollars... and eighty-four cents. Mary Jane: I'd like a cheeseburger. Oh, but I'm going out to dinner with Harry. [pauses] Mary Jane: Come with us. Peter Parker: No thanks. [pauses] Peter Parker: How's it going with... [MJ looks down] Peter Parker: Never mind. It's none of my business. Mary Jane: It's not? Why so interested? Peter Parker: I'm not. Mary Jane: You're not? Peter Parker: Why would I be? Mary Jane: I don't know. Why would you be? Peter Parker: [smiles because he doesn't know what to say] I don't know. Mary Jane: Sorry you won't come with us. [It starts to rain] Mary Jane: I better run, tiger.
(3 votes)
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Norman Osborn: What do you want? Green Goblin: To say what you won't, to do what you can't, to remove those in your way.
(1 vote)
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Harry Osborn: One day Spider-Man will pay. I swear on my father's grave Spider-Man will pay.
(1 vote)
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Peter Parker: I wanted you to know, that I will always be there for you; I will always be there to take care of you. I promise you that. I will always be your friend. Mary Jane: Only a friend, Peter Parker? Peter Parker: That's all I have to give...
(1 vote)
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Mary Jane: I better run, tiger.
(2 votes)
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[after Mary Jane's audition] Mary Jane: So you just came by? Peter Parker: I was in the neighborhood...
(2 votes)
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[Norman takes an early morning drink - and nearly chokes on it when he hears the Green Goblin cackling] Norman Osborn: Is somebody there? Green Goblin: [mocking] Somebody? Norman Osborn: Who are you? Green Goblin: Don't play the innocent with ME - you've known all along! Norman Osborn: Where are you? Green Goblin: Follow the cold shiver running down your spine... [Norman wildly searches among his collection of masks for the source of the voice] Green Goblin: [impatiently] I'm right HERE! [Norman turns and confronts his reflection in a mirror] Norman Osborn: I don't understand... Green Goblin: You thought it was just coincidence - so many good things happening for you, over you, eh, Norman? [He drains Norman's glass and hurls it away] Norman Osborn: What do you want? Green Goblin: To do what you can't, to say what you won't - to remove those in your way... [He holds up a newspaper which Norman examines. The main headlines state the murder of the Oscorp Board of Governors at the hands of the Green Goblin] Norman Osborn: The Board of Governors - you killed them! Green Goblin: No - WE killed them! Norman Osborn: We? Green Goblin: Remember? Your little accident in the laboratory... Norman Osborn: The performance enhancers... Green Goblin: Bingo! Me - your greatest creation, granting you what you always wanted: power beyond your wildest dreams. There is only one who could stop us - or imagine if he should join us... [As Norman watches in fear, the Goblin bares his teeth in an utterly manic grin...]
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Norman Osborn: [at Peter's graduation] I know this has been a difficult time for you, but I want you to try to enjoy this day. Commencement: the end of one thing, the start of something new.
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Green Goblin: [hurling a pumpkin bomb at the Oscorp Board of Governors] OUT, AM I?! [He quickly sends his glider over to Mary Jane] Green Goblin: Hello, my dear! [MJ screams]
(4 votes)
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[Peter is going to take a picture of Mary Jane] Mary Jane: Don't make me look ugly. Peter Parker: That's impossible.
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Norman Osborn: They're all beautiful, until they're snarling after your trust fund like a pack of ravening wolves.
(2 votes)
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Mary Jane: What do you see coming for you? Peter Parker: I don't know. Whatever it is, it's something I never felt before. Mary Jane: And... what for me? Peter Parker: For you? You're gonna light up Broadway.
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Uncle Ben: [changing a light bulb] And the Lord said, "Let there be light." And voilà! There is light. Forty soft, glowing watts of it. Aunt May: Good boy. God will be thrilled, just don't fall on your ass.
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J. Jonah Jameson: He doesn't want to be famous? Then I'll make him infamous.
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Aunt May: And lead us not into temptation, and deliver us... . . [BOOOOOOOM] Green Goblin: Finish it. FINISH IT. Aunt May: DELIVER US FROM EVIL.
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[to J. Jonah Jameson] Spider-Man: Hey, kiddo. Let Mom and Dad talk for a minute, will ya?
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Bonesaw McGraw: What're ya doin' up there? Spider-Man: Staying away from you. That's a cute outfit. Did your husband give it to you?
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Flash Thompson: Think you're pretty funny, don't you, freak? Mary Jane: Flash, cut it out. It was an accident! Flash Thompson: My fist breaking your teeth, that's the accident. Mary Jane: Flash, stop it. Peter Parker: I don't want to fight you, Flash. Flash Thompson: I wouldn't want to fight me, neither.
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Green Goblin: Had you not been so selfish, your little girlfriend's death would have been quick and painless, but now that you've really pissed me off, I'm gonna finish her nice and slow.
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Green Goblin: M.J. and I, we're gonna have a hell of a time.
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[talking about Uncle Ben] Peter Parker: I can't help thinking about... the last thing I said to him. He tried to tell me something important, and I threw it in his face. Aunt May: You loved him. And he loved you. He never doubted the man you'd grow into; how you were meant for great things. You won't disappoint him.
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Norman Osborn: I've been like a father to you, be a son to me now. Peter Parker: I have a father, his name was Ben Parker.
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J. Jonah Jameson: Hoffman, run down to the patent office, copyright the name "Green Goblin." I want a quarter every time someone says it. Hoffman: How about "Green Meanie"?
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[upon inspecting Peter Parker's bedroom] Norman Osborn: A bit of a slob, isn't he? Aunt May: All brilliant men are.
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[returning for Thanksgiving dinner] Peter Parker: It's a jungle out there; I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these cranberries.
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Norman Osborn: A word to the "not-so-wise" about your little girlfriend. Do what you need to with her, then broom her fast.
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Mary Jane: Thanks for sticking up for me, Harry. Harry Osborn: You heard? Mary Jane: Everyone heard that creep. Harry Osborn: That creep is my father, all right! If I'm lucky, I'll become half of what he is. So just keep your mouth shut about stuff you don't understand!
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[in Aunt May's hospital room] Aunt May: Go home dear, you look awful. Peter Parker: And you look beautiful...
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Spider-Man: [referring to the Green Goblin] Whatever it is, somebody has to stop it...
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Peter Parker: How was your audition? Mary Jane: How did you know? Peter Parker: Hotline... your mom, told my aunt, told me...
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