Max: What I use to able to pass off as a bad summer could now potentially turn into a bad life.
(3 votes)
2
Max: That was more of a yield at that stop sign. Grover: I broke, thanks. Max: No, it was more of a yield.
(4 votes)
3
Otis: I put my hand in my mouth after I touched all of that money. Could that be bad? Max: Of course. That's how germs are spread.
(4 votes)
4
Grover: Oh, I've been to Prague. Well, I haven't "been to Prague" been to Prague, but I know that thing, that, "Stop shaving your armpits, read the Unbearable Lightness of Being, date a sculptor, now I know how bad American coffee is thing..." Jane: They have good beer there. Grover: "...now I know how bad American beer is thing."
(2 votes)
5
"Who would you rather be stranded on a deserted island with, MacNeil or Lehrer?" -- first line of dialogue.
(3 votes)
6
Grover: Wouldn't that have been embarrasing if I had worn my goatee tonight?
(3 votes)
7
Kate: I'm going to be 17 tomorrow. Max: Wow, now you can read Seventeen magazine and get all the references.
(2 votes)
8
Otis: It looks like a chicken wing or a cheese fry.
9
Otis: It was arousing... violently arousing. Chet: Otis, did you even read the book? Otis: Yes... no.
10
Max: I'm too nostalgic. I'll admit it. Skippy: We graduated four months ago. What can you possibly be nostalgic for? Max: I'm nostalgic for conversations I had yesterday. I've begun reminiscing events before they even occur. I'm reminiscing this right now. I can't go to the bar because I've already looked back on it in my memory... and I didn't have a good time.
11
Grover: Ok, the way I see it, if we were an old couple, dated for years, graduated, away from all these scholastic complications, and I reached over and kissed you, you wouldn't say a word, you'd be delighted, probably, but if I was to do that now it'd be quite forward, and if I did it the first time we ever met you probably would hit me. Jane: What do you mean? Grover: I just wish we were an old couple so I could do that.
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Max: Are you wearing mascara? Otis: No... yes.
13
Grover: Gotta go sleep with a freshman. Max: Yeah, me too.
14
Otis: Cookie Man?
15
Skippy: I begged you not to get off Prozac.
16
Grover: Prague... you'll come back a bug...
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