Other Titles • Atlantis: The Lost Empire • Atlantis (2001)
Quotes from Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001)
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Princess Kida: You do swim, do you not? Milo: Oh, I swim pretty girl... Pr-Pretty *good*, pretty good. Sw... Good. Swim good. Pretty good. I swim pretty good.
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Milo: Will you look at the size of this? It's gotta be half a mile, at least. It-It must have taken hundred... No, thousands of years to carve this thing. [Vinny blows it up, and it falls down over a chasm] Vinny: Hey, look, I made a bridge. It only took me like, what? Ten seconds? Eleven, tops.
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Vinny: You didn't just drink that, did you? Milo: Mm-hmm. Vinny: That's not good! That's nitroglycerin. [Thatch gasps] Vinny: Don't move, don't breathe, don't do anything. Except pray, maybe... Mole: [jumps up behind Milo, scaring him] BOOM! [Vinny and The Mole laugh]
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Wilhelmina: [over the P.A. system] Attention. Tonight's supper will be baked beans. Musical program to follow. Who wrote this?
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Wilhelmina: [over the P.A. system] To whoever took the "L" from the "Motor Pool" sign, ha-ha, we are all very amused.
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Wilhelmina: We're all gonna die.
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Milo: [after being seasick] Carrots? Why is it always carrots? I didn't even eat carrots!
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Milo: Okay. Here's the plan. We're gonna come in low and take 'em by surprise. Audrey: Well, I've got news for you, Milo. Rourke is never surprised and he's got a lot of guns. Milo: Great. Well, do you have any suggestions? Vinny: Yeah. Don't get shot!
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Commander Rourke: Looks like all our chances for survival rest with you, Mr Thatch. You and that little book.
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Milo: Oh, my decision? Why, I think we've seen how effective my decisions have been. Let's re-cap. I lead a band of plundering vandals to the greatest archaeological find in recorded history, thus enabling the kidnap and/or murder of the royal family, not to mention personally delivering the most powerful force known to man into the hands of a mercenary nutcase who's probably gonna sell it to the Kaiser! Have I left anything out? Dr. Sweet: Well, you did set the camp on fire and drop us down that big hole.
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Milo: I'm home. Fluffy? Here, kitty. Helga: Milo James Thatch? Milo: Who, who are you? H-How did you get in here? Helga: I came down the chimney, ho ho ho.
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Cookie: I got your four basic food groups! Beans, bacon, whisky and lard.
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Dr. Sweet: Hold on. Back up. Are you sayin' this whole volcano can blow at any time? Mole: No, no, no, no. That would take an explosive force of great magnitude. [everyone looks at Vinny, who is fiddling with a time bomb] Vinny: [looks taken aback] Maybe I should do this later, huh?
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Audrey: Ah-ha. Two for flinching.
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Dr. Sweet: Get back! I've got soap, and I'm not afraid to use it.
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Milo: Forget your jammies, Mrs Packard? Wilhelmina: I sleep in the nude. [Sweet throws a sleep mask to Milo] Dr. Sweet: You're gonna want a pair of these. She sleepwalks.
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Helga: You said we were in this together! You promised me a percentage! Commander Rourke: Next time, get it in writing.
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[Kida hits Mole] Dr. Sweet: Ooh! I like her. Audrey: Hm. 'Bout time someone hit him. I'm just sorry it wasn't me.
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Milo: [to himself] Okay, Milo, don't take no for an answer. "Look, I have some questions for you, and I'm not leaving this city until they're answered!" Yeah, th-that's it. That's good. That's good. [Princess Kida appears and grabs Milo from behind] Princess Kida: I have some questions for you, and you are not leaving this city until they are answered!
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Princess Kida: You are a scholar, are you not? Judging from your diminished physique and large forehead, you are suited for nothing else!
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Helga: Someone's having a good time. Commander Rourke: Like a kid at Christmas.
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Cookie: Dang lightnin' bugs done bit me on my sit-upon. Somebody's gonna have to suck out this poison. Now don't everybody jump up at once.
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Milo: What's Mole's story? Dr. Sweet: Trust me on this one. You don't wanna know. Audrey, don't tell him. You shouldn't have told me, but you did. And now I'm tellin' you... [points at Milo] Dr. Sweet: You don't wanna know.
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Mole: The volcano, she awakes! Vinny: [waving a lit stick of dynamite] Hey, I had nothing to do with it.
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Cookie: I've seen this back in the Dakotas. They can smell fear just by lookin' atcha. Cookie: [wispers] So keep quiet.
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Mole: You've disturbed ze dirt!
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Vinny: We've done a lot of things we're not proud of. Robbing graves, plundering tombs, double parking. But, nobody got hurt. Well, maybe somebody got hurt, but nobody we knew.
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Vinny: Well, as far as me goes, I just like to blow things up. Dr. Sweet: Come on, Vinny. Tell the kid the truth. Vinny: My family owned a flower shop. We would sell roses, carnations, baby's breath, you name it. One day, I'm making about three dozen corsages for this prom, you know, the one they put on the wrist, and everybody, they come. "Where is it?", "When is it?", "Does it match my dress?" It's a nightmare. Anyway, I guess there was this leak next door of gas or what. BOOM! No more Chinese laundry. Blew me right through the front window. It was like a sign from God. I found myself that boom.
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Milo: [after speaking Atlantean] How was my accent? Princess Kida: Boorish, provincial, and you speak it through your nose.
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Helga: Commander, there were not supposed to be people down here. This changes everything. Commander Rourke: This changes nothing.
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Commander Rourke: It takes a lot to get under my skin, but congratulations, you just won the solid-gold kewpie doll.
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Vinny: Hey. Too bad we don't have some nitroglycerin, eh, Milo? Mole: AH HA HA HA!
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Cookie: Main course! [all quickly refuse] Cookie: Don't you worry. It'll keep, and keep, and keep.
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[upon seeing Atlantis] Cookie: Sweet mother of Jefferson Davis!
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Commander Rourke: Are you sure you're checked out on this class of vehicle? Milo: Uhm... Commander Rourke: Can you drive a truck? Milo: 'Course I can drive a truck. Sure, you got your steering and your gas and your brake and, of course, this metal, uh, looking... thing. Okay, so it was a bumper car at Coney Island, but it's the same basic principle.
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Milo: This is an illustration of the Leviatan, the creature guarding the entrance to Atlantis. Vinny: With something like that I would have white wine, I think.
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Harcourt: You want to go on an expedition? [tosses Milo a coin] Harcourt: Here. Take a trolley to the Potomac and jump in! Maybe the cold water will clear your head.
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Audrey: Wow. Look at all those tattoos. Cookie: Shoot. That ain't nothin'. Look here what I got. Cookie: [lifts up shirt, grossing Audrey out] Cookie: All 38 United States. Watch me make Rhode Island dance. Cookie: [wiggles his belly] Cookie: Go on, baby, dance. Dance.
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Mole: The magma has solidified in the bowels of the volcano, effectively blocking the exit. Wilhelmina: I got the same problem with sauerkraut.
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Princess Kida: Cookies are sweet, but yours is not. Sweet is kindly, but that is not his name. Audrey is sweet, but she is not your doctor. And the little digging animal called Mole, he is your pet? Milo: Close enough.
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Commander Rourke: "Mercenary"? I prefer the term "adventure capitalist".
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