Other Titles • Just One of the Guys • Als Junge ist sie Spitze (1985)
Quotes from Just One of the Guys (1985)
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Denise: You were in the boy's locker room? Terry: Yes! Denise: Can I be your younger brother?
(25 votes)
2
Rick: Are those what I think they are? Terry: I'm sorry... Rick: Where do you get off having tits?
(21 votes)
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Terry: Budster, there's a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she's all yours. Buddy: Sounds too kinky for me. Terry: Buddy, she needs you; I need you; you need her. Buddy: Is she really half-naked? Terry: Maybe more by now. Buddy: What if you're lying? Terry: What if I'm not? Buddy: Good point - if I'm not back in a week, forward my mail.
(18 votes)
4
Buddy: Hey, no problem. Just a couple of clean American kids experimenting with sex.
(15 votes)
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Rick: It's OK everybody, it's alright. He has tits.
(15 votes)
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Terry: You know, sometimes I just wish I was a guy. Buddy: No you don't! The male body needs sex at all times! It's a living hell!
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[Buddy is trying to show Terry how to act like a guy by getting her to scratch her "balls". She's not doing too good a job at it] Terry: Look, maybe my balls don't itch. Buddy: All balls itch! It's a fact!
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Terry: Aren't you embarrassed? Buddy: Nope. I'm horny. Horny will kick embarrassment's ass anytime.
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Terry: I'm just so confused. Buddy: Of course you're confused. You're wearing my underwear.
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[Terry, dressed in a tuxedo, is ready for the prom] Terry: How do I look? Buddy: Dashing. Terry: My zipper's open. Buddy: That was the dashing part.
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Buddy: Don't get me wrong. It's not like I've never had sex before. I've had lots of sex. It's just that now I'd like to try it with a partner.
12
Buddy: [on the phone] Hey yo scumbag! Suck your own! Eat me. [Terry stares at him in bewilderment] Buddy: Mom says 'hi.'
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Terry: Can't you think of anything more profound than getting laid? Buddy: A blowjob.
14
Terry: It's just that you look so nice today!
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Terry: Listen, sex is not that big a deal. Buddy: I'd like to form my own opinion.
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