Terry Doolittle: A hooker? What the fuck do you think I was doing down there, giving blowjobs to goldfish?
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[Trying to decipher Jumpin' Jack Flash's lyrics] Terry Doolittle: I was raised by two lesbians? Come on, Mick. Fuck a duck!
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Terry Doolittle: I'm a little black woman in a big silver box.
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Terry Doolittle: Do the world a favor! Get yourself an office! With a desk! And a lamp!
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Terry Doolittle: This is great. I'm down on the docks at 1:30 in the morning. I might as well pin a hundred dollar bill to my butt and scream "Victim here! Victim here!"
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[Trying to decipher the lyrics to Jumpin' Jack Flash] Terry Doolittle: Mick, Mick! Speak English!
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Terry Doolittle: [into phone] You want a quarter? Kiss my ass! Find me in New York for this fucking quarter!
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Terry Doolittle: And that's what happens when you mix Exlax and Tea.
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Terry Doolittle: What the fuck you people running here Wild Kingdom?
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[Terry comes in wielding a gun] Receptionist: Do you want a hostage? I've been trained to be a hostage.
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Mr. Van Meter: Do you mean you are a civilian? You don't know anything about this, do you? Terry Doolittle: I don't know dick about this! Except some guy calling himself "Jumpin' Jack Flash" taps into my computer! Telling me I gotta go to his house and get a frying pan! To call Van Halen... Van Marsen... Van Meter!
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Terry Doolittle: Drag the river! There are killers running around the fucking city! Detective: How would you like me to wash your mouth out with a wire brush? Terry Doolittle: How would you like if I kicked you in the nuts so hard they get lodged in your fucking nostrils? Marty Phillips: My, what was a vivid image, wasn't it?
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Detective: Is she on some kind of medication? Marty Phillips: Not that I know of. Are you on some kind of medication? Terry Doolittle: Marty! You know, you can talk directly to me, asshole.
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Terry Doolittle: What is it with you people? Every time you see a black woman there has to be a pimp or a John? What, do you think there's good business on the pier for hookers? Do you think I'm giving blow jobs down there to goldfish?
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[Terry cuts off the Russian video] Doug: Awwww. Why did you do that? It's almost time for Leave it to Brezhnev. Terry Doolittle: No it's not. It's time for Gilligan's Goulag.
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Terry Doolittle: Look, he's been shopping at Walgreen's again. He's got his Brut collection. Doug: At least I'm always ready for women. Terry Doolittle: Hey man, try some soap, you know? Doug: I did. It got lonely.
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[while she is being chased by thugs] Terry Doolittle: I got diseases... I got shit that will make your dick fall off!
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Jeremy Talbott: [to his thugs] Don't kill her! We need her alive! Terry Doolittle: Yeah, that's right! You need me alive! Jeremy Talbott: [smiles evily] So shoot her in the legs...
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Terry Doolittle: [while she is drugged with truth serum] Oh, my God! This woman - she looks *terrible*! Receptionist at Elizabeth Arden: It's a man.
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